How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Her heart was taken by an admirer. Literally.0
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Choked on duck feathers0
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Not having a gag reflex was her downfall. A salami got stuck in her throat and she couldn't get it back up.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Not having a gag reflex was her downfall. A salami got stuck in her throat and she couldn't get it back up.
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She wore her sunglasses after dark one night and fell into an open manhole that opened into a two-story drop. Broke her neck. Instant death. Everyone mourned. It was on the 6 O'clock news.0
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Tried to stand on the handlebars of her bike. Was thrown face first into a curb. Fractured skull.0
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Was swimming with his duck..when he was set upon by a wild flock of ducks...intent on murdering duckie...he died trying to save his beloved duckie0
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Got brutally myrdered by a hobo0
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Overdose on peanut butter0
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Fell in a bear trap0
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Run down by a kid on a 3 wheeler0
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Disappeared in fraggle rock0
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Horribly ..screaming in agony as flames consume her body0
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Sex gone bad0
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Skydiving0
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Was thrown up in the air by fellow cheerleaders and they missed catching her.0
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Got stuck in candy cane forest and was seized by the snow queen and turned into an frozen statue .0
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Wore concrete boots to swim in0
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Snake bite..got him on the @$$..nobody would suck the venom out0
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Came to Canada to try a polar bear swim. Heart stopped from the cold.0
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Mauled by a Moose.0
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Kicked by that same moose ..caved his skull in0
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