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I have no idea how to break the news to you all, but I guess you deserve the truth! Stan is currently a Resident of Shady Acres State Hospital and frequently breaks into the head Psychiatrist's office and hacks his computer!

Synchkat and my Husband made me think I was seeing and hearing things that weren't really there just so they could have me committed and live off my fortune!

Enjoys the taste of the adhesive used on clear packaging tape. While this may seem to be a harmless quirk, there are risks of complications when this mixes with her bedroom pass-times.

Jo left me with several lesions where acrylic adhesives have removed rather sensitive skin...

(loved every hour of it)

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He's greatly exaggerating when he says "hours" !

... so she thinks.

Has no eyeballs behind the glasses

Has horns on their elbows

Swam over the ocean, up the mouth of the river, jumped up the stream, dodged bears, to swim to the spawning grounds and forgot the pass code to get in

Much like Chuck Norris, @LiftingRiot does not sleep, he "waits" (to lift)

He was Cleopatra in his!

He was just listening to my band JACKPIPE on reverbnation.com

Has Jermaine Jackson on speed dial

Is Jermaine Jackson

Is Jon Bon Jovi's Mistress!

^^^ is president Hoover