Chat up lines

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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I'm not saying the ones said to me but a few I have heard my friends get.

    "If you were a tissue id rub my nose all over you"- Really? Gross man WTF!

    "How about you be the peanut butter and I be the jelly" okay that was to me which i replied "I hate jelly....but have you met trash?"

    "I see you have a beautiful daughter....wanna make a second" I laughed and cried at that one.

    Ellie, if you were a booger, I'd pick you. Did you swoon?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I really wish I could get further than, "HI, my name is..." before I get pepper-sprayed.
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    I'm not saying the ones said to me but a few I have heard my friends get.

    "If you were a tissue id rub my nose all over you"- Really? Gross man WTF!

    "How about you be the peanut butter and I be the jelly" okay that was to me which i replied "I hate jelly....but have you met trash?"

    "I see you have a beautiful daughter....wanna make a second" I laughed and cried at that one.

    Ellie, if you were a booger, I'd pick you. Did you swoon?

    Ewwwwwhhhaa....have you met tissue man?

    I dont buy pick up lines....if you make me laugh...you have a bigger chance!

    Overall funniest one was when a guy offered me an EMPTY fast food cream container!
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
    I really wish I could get further than, "HI, my name is..." before I get pepper-sprayed.

    Perhaps it's the balaclava you wear when you say them?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I really wish I could get further than, "HI, my name is..." before I get pepper-sprayed.

    Perhaps it's the balaclava you wear when you say them?
    Something has to cover my nips...a boy gets cold
  • Purple_Lurple
    Purple_Lurple Posts: 42 Member
    Guy with a thick Jamaican accent when my friend walked past him in the street simply asked "you want pump-up?"
    I also frequently get asked by complete strangers (whilst they point at my lip ring "can you kiss with that?" .. "Can I try?" (I've even had them go in for the lean!)
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    My fave is:

    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "I dont know? How much?"

    "Enough to break the ice!"
  • SkinnyCate
    SkinnyCate Posts: 116
    Most successful? "Hi, my name is William."

    But really, I don't use pick up lines. I do have a few good closers. Like, "Do you want to go watch Mean Girls on Blu-Ray?"
    -wtk

    That works. 100%.
  • gdr1976
    gdr1976 Posts: 460 Member
    Never used them, but some gems I've heard over the years.

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: What? Did what hurt?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven.

    Girl sticks her tongue out at a guy
    Guy: Don't stick it out unless you plan on using it.

    I've actually seen this one work
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Hey baby...I'm dyslexic...Fanna Wuck?
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    Do you know what would look good on you?? Me.
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    I am not fond of rejection, so I wouldn't use these, but:

    "Do you suck, f-ck, and take it in the @ss or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?"
    "Wanna go halves on a b@stard?"
    "I want to be with you forever right now."
    "Let's start a family. Tonight."
    "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

    Cheers.
    -wtk

    Edit: Might as well toss on this gem:
    "You have a certain thickness I find appealing."
  • haolegurl07
    haolegurl07 Posts: 43 Member
    Hey baby...I'm dyslexic...Fanna Wuck?

    Haha- that one is pretty funny !:)
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
    1 - "Hi there. Are you gonna be walking to your all by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night."
    2 - F*** me if I'm wrong, but you want me right?
  • igora_soma
    igora_soma Posts: 486
    Best:

    "A girl without freckles, is like a night without stars"

    I didn't fall for it! I just laughed, but it's quite sweet :)
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    Best:

    "A girl without freckles, is like a night without stars"

    I didn't fall for it! I just laughed, but it's quite sweet :)

    thats so cute. lol
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    "You have a certain thickness I find appealing."
    I believe I'm going to have to borrow this one :-)
  • transforming
    transforming Posts: 6 Member
    Can I get sum fries wit that SHAKE?..
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Best:

    "A girl without freckles, is like a night without stars"

    I didn't fall for it! I just laughed, but it's quite sweet :)

    HAHAH i would have SOO fell for that one...just kidding but i do love it since i have lotsa freckles!!
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    I like the freckles one ! Kinda cute, always hated my freckles but maybe their not so bad after all :)

    @jarodgers like that! Funny! :)
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Want to see the backseat of my car?
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Want to see the backseat of my car?

    BAHAHAHHAAH i have heard someone say:

    "Wanna clean my backseat with me...ill pay you with kisses" LAME!!!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Nice boots. Wanna f**k?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Probably the most annoying one I hear over and over. "Does the carpet match the drapes?" :noway:

    This came from my husband's best friend one night. "Can I just spend one night with your wife?" :laugh: :noway: We were both like WTF?

    "Please tell me you're over 18." lmao, that one was hilarious!

    Funniest I've heard though. "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    "You must work for the post office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package." really dude.....really :laugh: :tongue:
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    "Wanna go halves on a b@stard?"

    That is too funny!
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
    Guess I should have said "Depends on the car".
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
    Guess I should have said "Depends on the car".

    Oh no, it still depends if you're female or not. It's sorta a deal breaker to me if you're not...
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
    Guess I should have said "Depends on the car".

    Oh no, it still depends if you're female or not. It's sorta a deal breaker to me if you're not...
    I am female. But there's no deal to break if I don't like your car. I really am all about the cars.
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