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  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
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    Do you know what would look good on you?? Me.
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
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    I am not fond of rejection, so I wouldn't use these, but:

    "Do you suck, f-ck, and take it in the @ss or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?"
    "Wanna go halves on a b@stard?"
    "I want to be with you forever right now."
    "Let's start a family. Tonight."
    "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

    Cheers.
    -wtk

    Edit: Might as well toss on this gem:
    "You have a certain thickness I find appealing."
  • haolegurl07
    haolegurl07 Posts: 43 Member
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    Hey baby...I'm dyslexic...Fanna Wuck?

    Haha- that one is pretty funny !:)
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
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    1 - "Hi there. Are you gonna be walking to your all by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night."
    2 - F*** me if I'm wrong, but you want me right?
  • igora_soma
    igora_soma Posts: 486
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    Best:

    "A girl without freckles, is like a night without stars"

    I didn't fall for it! I just laughed, but it's quite sweet :)
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
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    Best:

    "A girl without freckles, is like a night without stars"

    I didn't fall for it! I just laughed, but it's quite sweet :)

    thats so cute. lol
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
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    "You have a certain thickness I find appealing."
    I believe I'm going to have to borrow this one :-)
  • transforming
    transforming Posts: 6 Member
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    Can I get sum fries wit that SHAKE?..
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Best:

    "A girl without freckles, is like a night without stars"

    I didn't fall for it! I just laughed, but it's quite sweet :)

    HAHAH i would have SOO fell for that one...just kidding but i do love it since i have lotsa freckles!!
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
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    I like the freckles one ! Kinda cute, always hated my freckles but maybe their not so bad after all :)

    @jarodgers like that! Funny! :)
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?

    BAHAHAHHAAH i have heard someone say:

    "Wanna clean my backseat with me...ill pay you with kisses" LAME!!!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    Nice boots. Wanna f**k?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    Probably the most annoying one I hear over and over. "Does the carpet match the drapes?" :noway:

    This came from my husband's best friend one night. "Can I just spend one night with your wife?" :laugh: :noway: We were both like WTF?

    "Please tell me you're over 18." lmao, that one was hilarious!

    Funniest I've heard though. "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    "You must work for the post office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package." really dude.....really :laugh: :tongue:
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
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    "Wanna go halves on a b@stard?"

    That is too funny!
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
    Guess I should have said "Depends on the car".
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
    Guess I should have said "Depends on the car".

    Oh no, it still depends if you're female or not. It's sorta a deal breaker to me if you're not...
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    Want to see the backseat of my car?
    Maybe...

    I sure hope you're female...can't tell with the profile pic...
    Guess I should have said "Depends on the car".

    Oh no, it still depends if you're female or not. It's sorta a deal breaker to me if you're not...
    I am female. But there's no deal to break if I don't like your car. I really am all about the cars.

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