Post a lie about the person above

He's an angel....like pure...innocent....that's stuff

He thinks a riot is just a small gathering of friends sitting around drinking cognac and pondering philosophical stuff

Made a billion dollars selling hover skates

Has no idea what a Zamboni is! Thought it was a type of pasta dish!

Is actually blind

Is a rage-aholic

She's the kind of girl you don't bring home to mother. However, she will never let your spirits down... once you get her off the street.

Has never recovered from losing the spelling bee in 5th grade

He is actually dead and the internet is acting as a medium to channel his spirit into the forums.

Following a lifelong career in the circus as a knife thrower she took her talent into the private sector and became an assassin. She tried her hand at a political assassination and it went wrong. She has been on the run ever since.

She's in love with me

Is her north American husband

Only eats bacon..nothing else

He's married and has a love child w/ his mistress

ScorpionQwean wrote: »

I just spit out my ice coffee... OMG... too funny! By the way...it's a boy!

Lol