We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She hated my Dim sum0
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He put rat poison on my bacon0
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She showed me her tin foil collection0
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He bit me0
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She had a flea circus... and was the ringmaster0
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Used to much teeth0
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Tried to feed me using, "here comes the plane" and engine sounds...0
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I hated changing his/ her diaper..ewwww0
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We didn't ...0
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She wouldn't let go of her ex0
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He hated everything sharp0
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He kept me at arms length0
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She wouldn't let me see her face0
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She had pet tarantulas. .. 50 of them.0
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Spouse objected0
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He was married and I refused to be someone's Mistress!0
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She was already someone's mistress0
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I was already somebody's Mrs.0
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was into polygamy0
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Wanted us to film our own Reality show on TLC!0
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Wanted to do the same on DIY channel - way too much sharing for my tastes0
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Was horrible at DYI and expected me to do everything around the house!0
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Wouldn't do a damn thing around the house..expected me to hire a maid0
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She started fooling around with our Houseboy Pierre!0
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I was helping pierre..lean the art of massage..We were unclothed so as not to restrict our movement...honestly ..she never believed me..0
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Never showed me her art of massage!0
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I wanted to travel the world.0
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He just wasn't interested..said I wasnt cute enough or smart enough0
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He played baseball too much!0
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That wasn't a bat..it was a sex toy0
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