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            Asks friends to call her Natasha and then performs en pointe parts of Swan Lake0
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            Has a tortoise called Steve0
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            Collects playing cards; not complete decks. Collects only the Kings.0
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            Puts on a tutu and ballet flats to dust his home...dances to nutbush ...0
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            @slimgirljo15 walks through a newsagent and takes sympathy cards out of their spot and puts them in the wedding card section
 
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            Hates the dark0
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            had pupils tatooed on her eyelids so she seems to be awake when she's not0
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            Fingers his poo shute when he's nervous0
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            sniffs the armpit of the person in front of him while waiting in line0
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            he's hideous!0
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            Rules from her black ivory tower with an iron fist0
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            Thinks twilight is the best romance ever written.0
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            Is learning how to crochet just so he can knit a hat for me!
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            is celebrating Mowvember (though I am not at liberty to say how)0
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            He grows him movember beard and shaves it to sell! Makes him great Christmas money!0
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            is conjoined to me (no, I'm not at liberty to say where)0
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            Donated his "body part" to Frankenstein's monster.0
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            Uses air quotes every time she speaks0
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            "Is really a circus freak"
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            I love him0
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            Wears make up on a Saturday, calls himself Vera and irons all day in his panties0
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            Sleeps standing-up in a tardis-shaped vertical bed (it really is bigger on the inside)0
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            vacuums in his high heels every Sat Morning0
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            ScorpionQwean wrote: »vacuums in his high heels every Sat Morning
Is secretly a big scorpion disguised as a sexy female in order to attract prey0 - 
            Doesn't allow vacuums in her house. It's a bit dusty but whatever0
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            Has been divorced 3 times and is currently working on her 4th husband0
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            Plays really loud classical music while lifting....especially Vivaldi0
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            She likes me0
 
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