We broke up because...
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My parts screwed on/off0
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Because the Santa Ana winds blew the bushes away and you found out I existed.0
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She never got over her ex-ape0
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His parts kept falling off
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b/c he ran back in time and couldn't move fwd0
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Because you caught me in my boxer briefs while watching David Hasselhoff's Baywatch intro on repeat.0
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Because he watched david hasselhoff in his boxers. creepy!0
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This picture is actually as close to lifting as he has gotten0
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He got mad at me for wearing his Rhinestone rimmed Sun Glasses!0
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She couldn't enter an elevator without singing this
https://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8?t=54s
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So we could make up0
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He tried to get a Surrogate to ride the lift with me because he had a fear of heights!
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You was to bossy0
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he pretended I didnt exist
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She snored a lot0
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He once tried to suffocate me in my sleep!
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Gas problem
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Due to her farting in her sleep0
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He wanted to sleep all by himself!0
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