How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    After diving down to count the bags you only thought you surfaced ..you actually died down there..got the bends..your poor mind doesnt realise you drowned ..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was electocuted by the state for murder when he filled a sweet ladies Iv bottle with alcohol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tripped and fell..smacked his head on the path..fractured his skull... .internel bleed..caused stroke and death
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Got stung in the face by a jelly fish that ended up badly.
  • brillmer87
    brillmer87 Posts: 1,977 Member
    going to the wrong part of the woods.. :wink:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Bench press accident
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Freak skiing accident.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Quick sand
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Salsa dancing until she died of dehydration
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    broke neck Jumping into a frozen pool
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Fell through the ice trying to save me. So sad
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    heart attack from too much caffeine pre workout.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Freak Curling Iron incident
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    Trips over untied shoe-lace.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Sliped on a banana peel and fell off a cliff.. Tragic :'(
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Fancied himself a little bit of evil knievel, died after tragically trying to jump a hotwheels car. He was going for a personal best
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    after forgets to remove 3d glasses, while driving home mis-gauges the turn
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spontaneous combustion..all that was left were 3 dreads
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She was visiting Yellowstone when the super volcano under it finally ignited
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    He finally succeeded in creating an artificial life form, which promptly ripped out his spine and began to wear his skin as its disquise

    Awesome

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    He is killed while typing the next comment he will make on MFP. No one knows exactly how it will happen.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Snake bite on the *kitten*..nobody would suck out the poison
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited November 2015
    Tragic Coffe and Cuddle Time stampede
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tripped and feel on his neck as he attempted a triple roll into bed...that landing was messy
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Got into a war over some shoes and was stabbed in the back by a stilleto.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Barbeque accident.....gas bottle exploded
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    not sure..was last heard saying.."Just a little more butane"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2015
    Captured by cannibals..roasted on a spit over an open fire...they say he was delicious
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    Bitten by a rabid wombat while gardening
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    kangakev wrote: »
    Bitten by a rabid wombat while gardening
    Heyy kev..oops..I squeezed him a little too hard when I hugged him and welcomed back :o

  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    RunTimer wrote: »
    not sure..was last heard saying.."Just a little more butane"

    Couldn't you have just sayd "Eaten" ? :wink:

    Coffe&CuddleTimeBed collapse.. no survivors
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