We broke up because...
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She never got off the bed0
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Drank all the prune juice and monopolized the bathroom0
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Was offended when I brought home grape juice0
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Tried to say it was wine!0
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He was obsessed with juicing0
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said i didn't have 'the juice'0
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Didn't understand what I meant by "juice"0
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squozzed me dry0
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He didn't like it rough0
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her feet were like sandpaper0
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He made me glue sandpaper to the soles of my feet0
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Wouldn't let me give the wood special attention0
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I said I'd play but he was too serious0
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her toys scared me0
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He wasn't open minded0
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She wanted to share our toys0
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Toys were all she was interested in!0
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Gave all the toys away
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Left me for Santa because he has lots of toys!!!0
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She still believed in Santa.0
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She wanted to be Santa0
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Hated my belly full of jelly!0
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Was always coming up with ways to steal my jelly!0
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Her legs were better than mine0
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he ate my favorite protein bar!0
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