We broke up because...

He was old

He forgot how to type while drinking

I was into smart guys

I was too much of a smartass.

He texted me food porn

Caught texting another ..porn and not the food sort.broke my heart :'(

brandid34

All she did was lay in bed

I couldn't ever get him to come to bed.

Always trying to get in others beds

brandid34

He used the wrong your

I constantly made him cry, it was exhausting

Didn't like me crying during chick flicks.

Straza66

He's missing the bottom half of his face. So.

Wouldn't eat chook ..

She never would try pumpkin pie

Ate all my pie!

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He's missing the bottom half of his face. So.

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Diet consisted only of horrible gummies

Always bringing up my problems in public.

Straza66

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Ate all my pie!

Straza66 wrote: »

He's missing the bottom half of his face. So.

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Man. You'd think I'd have noticed that while we were dating.

Was dating @Michael_Lucas

She wouldn't accept an open relationship

..I was open to a couple..she wanted a harem

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought I was too Sheik!

She tried to become a sheikh.

Straza66

She was unwilling teach me her sick makeup skills

He did weird things like celebrate holidays on Thursdays

He couldn't accept that I prefered beef, roast.

I agreed to date while drinking vodka, when I sobered up well....