We broke up because...

Imperfect_Angel

Because she wanted to know how to dougie when I preferred to twerk!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Found her twerking with a bunch of naked guys in the bedroom.

jbuzzed

I revealed that my hair isn't actually red

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was a liar!

jbuzzed

I was testing him and he failed

jbuzzed

When I said I was fine, it obviously meant that I was not!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was too hot and cold.

synchkat

Liked sleeping with the stuffed animals more than me

jbuzzed

When she cleaned the floors she demanded that I yell "SWEEP"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Had a whip and used it. Not in a sexy way.

jbuzzed

Didn't like that I knew how to ride

47Jacqueline

Never got off her high horse

jbuzzed

Wouldn't let me strut in heels

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was extremely clumsy in heels.

jbuzzed

His house was an obstacle course

slimgirljo15

She ate all the pumpkin pie

jbuzzed

I asked for pumpkin pie and she made me yam pie and said "same thing"

synchkat

She loved thst spray can whipped cream...like Really loved it.

Jess1989ica

He didn't all of my pranks

slimgirljo15

He was the star of leaked porn vids...

HappilyDistracted

His online ratings weren't high enough from the secret video tapes

Imperfect_Angel

He did not have a great appreciation for the great things in life i.e., The Good Wife! We just had to break up.

Jess1989ica

She wouldn't give me a back rub while her shows were on.

jbuzzed

She left body oil stains on everything.

LiftingRiot

He was too clingy. Followed me around and would give me personal time

slimgirljo15

We just drifted apart

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jbuzzed

He didn't share his coffee

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mandipandi75

He didn't like to share with me