We broke up because...

jbuzzed

All I said was no choking

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Claimed she used the safe word but all I heard were muffled sounds.

jbuzzed

Ran off with @Prune_Juice and left me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Insisted on a threesome with @Prune_Juice. Really she was her own downfall.

mandipandi75

Wouldn't stop obsessing over jsummd and prune juice

jbuzzed

Jealous of me and my boy toys

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept trying to date girls on the side.

jbuzzed

Didn't like me obsessing over @Prune_Juice

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hated all the things I made her do in public.

jbuzzed

Never told me kik=nudes

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't keep up with today's lingo.

jbuzzed

Too hard to keep two men happy

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was surprised what the chill in "Netflix and chill" means when she got to my house.

mandipandi75

Knew how cute he was in his hat and wouldn't take it off ever

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Broke up with me after I sang baby got back to her over her work intercom system.

ServeJesus2008

Farted too much

mandipandi75

Wouldn't strip for me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Cut all my clothing into strips.

mandipandi75

Only gave the tip

mandipandi75

Imma bout to get in trouble....

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was all tip.

mandipandi75

That intense glare kept me in a puddle

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept hiding my glasses so she could see my eyes.

mandipandi75

paranoid that everyone was staring at him

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