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I've lost an elephant's penis

Livgetfit
Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
edited December 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
....and a chihuahua!

Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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Replies

  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,055 Member
    Heck, for 5 pounds more than my goal I can lose an elephant’s penis too, so that's my answer :)
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
    @CoffeeNCardio that's great though, keep going!
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    Since July, I've lost a mid-sized microwave, but overall a gold brick.
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
    @cerise_noir you hero!
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    edited November 2015
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    @cerise_noir you hero!
    I needed up gaining a bale of hay in the middle, though...still trying to lose that.

    I have yet to lose up to a supermodel.
    Seriously, she needs to stop following me!!
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    I've lost an Irish Setter, but I'm on my way to losing somewhere between a newborn calf and a 2 month old horse.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    It's interesting to put our weight losses and gains into perspective!
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    @cerise_noir I'd happily gain a Liam Hemsworth... one day....
    The guy from Neighbours? Gee, I haven't watched that show since I've been in Canada, just after the Kennedy's split..
  • AlphaHowls
    AlphaHowls Posts: 2,038 Member
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    Newborn calf + chihuahua. I'm going to buckle down and go for the 2 month horse one of these days, however.
  • Machka9
    Machka9 Posts: 25,876 Member
    I've done this before, but now I'm down a 5000 BTU air conditioner
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Newborn calf + chihuahua. I'm going to buckle down and go for the 2 month horse one of these days, however.

    Do it! How satisfying to be able to say the round 100!
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    It's interesting to put our weight losses and gains into perspective!
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    @cerise_noir I'd happily gain a Liam Hemsworth... one day....
    The guy from Neighbours? Gee, I haven't watched that show since I've been in Canada, just after the Kennedy's split..

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    @cerise_noir I rest my case.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

    @Livgetfit where did you get this list from?
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
    @Merkavar 3fatchicks,com I think, though I have many versions over the years.
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)

    LMAO!

    I've lost a sperm whale's brain and an average newborn. (And I'm not even a mom!)
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    1/2 a Boston Cream donut inside of a guinea pig eaten by a Bald Eagle. A do-n-uh--pig---eagle....
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Well I WAS born in the wrong species!
  • Derf_Smeggle
    Derf_Smeggle Posts: 610 Member
    edited November 2015
    Lost a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig so far.

    Aiming for an elephant's heart.
  • ki4eld
    ki4eld Posts: 1,213 Member
    So far, refined sugar an average American eats in a year. Heading for 2 Bloodhounds.
  • cnbbnc
    cnbbnc Posts: 1,267 Member
    So far I've lost 2 human heads and 6 dozen donuts. It amused me more than saying a two year old child....
  • victoria_1024
    victoria_1024 Posts: 915 Member
    77 pounds as of this morning, a gold brick!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)

    You know, I thought it was sad enough to lose and elephant penis, but one with a guinea pig on it seems like a precious keepsake. :sad:

    I could say a cinder block, but that doesn't seem appropriately strange enough. So I'm going with a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream, a human head, and a guinea pig. Those all seem fitting for this particular day. :laugh:
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
    edited November 2015
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)

    You know, I thought it was sad enough to lose and elephant penis, but one with a guinea pig on it seems like a precious keepsake. :sad:

    I could say a cinder block, but that doesn't seem appropriately strange enough. So I'm going with a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream, a human head, and a guinea pig. Those all seem fitting for this particular day. :laugh:

    Hamsters.
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    That is all.
  • wrenak
    wrenak Posts: 144 Member
    A small bale of hay and an average human brain so far. Shooting for something between a newborn giraffe and an average adult woman.
  • Thowe92
    Thowe92 Posts: 109 Member
    I think I've lost a newborn giraffe. -_0

    I approve of these.
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    A human leg. Huh...
  • sodapoppin28
    sodapoppin28 Posts: 66 Member
    I've lost an average two year old, so long my child.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Wonderful! Congratulations!

    I'm feeling pretty sad because I lost an elephant's heart, and I love elephants.
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