I've lost an elephant's penis
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I've lost an automobile tire!!0
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A 2 month old horse plus human skin. Now that's something to brag about. LOL
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How fun! I've lost a tire so far!0
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I've lost a two year old!0
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A newborn calf!1
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I've lost a newborn calf and a human brain. Definitately seems like it some days0
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I've lost a newborn calf in 9 months! Haha!0
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I've lost an average human leg and need to lose a sperm whale's brain and I'm good to go!0
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Update:
Overall, I've lost somewhere between the World’s Largest Ball of Tape and a newborn calf.0 -
Well, I've lost a bald eagle, gained back an average human brain & still have an average 2 yr old to go;)0
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I have children and an average two year old can definitely drive one to chemical consumption...LOL :PCohalligan wrote: »I have to break it down this way because I have an average sized two year old.
So I have lost an average sized two year old and the chemical additives an American consumes each year.
Awesome.
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rustyquinn wrote: »
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
Lost a two month old horse and Guinea pig. Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man
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I've lost a Chihuahua! It's a small loss, but I'm on the right track!
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MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »
Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man
So many things that could be said here...
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And, I thought I was the only one that has to silence the gutter brain. HA!MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »
Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man
So many things that could be said here...
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Currently lost an average 2 year old (that sounds so negligent!) and working toward the world's largest ball of tape! Lol
That was fun-thanks!0 -
I want to know who weight the penis and why!!!0
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I've lost an average newborn
but hope to get rid of a 2 month old horse in exchange. ...... 
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I've lost a human head 0
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This week, I lost the rack of baby back ribs that I didn't eat! I need to lose half an elephant man part.0
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mid-sized microwave here0
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cerise_noir wrote: »
And, I thought I was the only one that has to silence the gutter brain. HA!MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »
Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man
So many things that could be said here...
I never think things through BEFORE I write/speak/type haha
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HahaMommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »
Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man
So many things that could be said here...
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scubabillc wrote: »I want to know who weight the penis and why!!!
Science!1 -
I've lost chemical additives a person consumes in a year 0
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I'm a guinea pig shy of an Irish Setter.
This is a weird list.
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This is ominous. I've lost an elephant's heart and a human brain.0
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So far I have lost an elephant's penis and a chihuahua. I am shooting for the complete Oxford English Dictionary. (Who would have thought that would weigh more than the complete Encyclopedia Britannica?)0
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