I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    I've lost an elephants penis and an average human brain... lol!
  • snowdancer03
    snowdancer03 Posts: 238 Member
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    Lol! This post is great! I have lost a bald eagle so far and aiming for a cinder block!
  • ARGriffy
    ARGriffy Posts: 1,002 Member
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    I've lost a 2 year old...anyone seen them?!
  • soapsandropes
    soapsandropes Posts: 269 Member
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    Aiming for an average house cat loss (although my cat is also a little chubby and needs to lose a dozen doughnuts), but only at a rack of baby back ribs so far. I love this list!
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,607 Member
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    I've lost the red meat an average american eats in a year but I *really* like the irony of an average fashion model. :)
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,034 Member
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    I'm not sure how you got an elephant penis in the first place but I am happy that you lost it. I'm working on muscle so not losing but I would like to lose the amount of space that a 5 gallon bottle of water occupies.
  • SoulOfRusalka
    SoulOfRusalka Posts: 1,201 Member
    edited December 2015
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    I had no idea the complete OED weighed more than I do. That's reassuring! So far I have lost a chihuahua... one day I hope to accomplish my goal of losing a two year old child. (Although at one point I did lose and then regain almost an entire human leg...)
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    I've lost the red meat an average american eats in a year but I *really* like the irony of an average fashion model. :)

    I don't need to lose that much but it'd be so satisfying to be able to say that I lost a Cara Delevingne :p
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
    edited December 2015
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    An elephant's heart being sat upon by a guinea pig at present...

    Ultimate goal is: A month's worth of trash (with a perfectly good Chihuahua being thrown out as well...guess I'm a heartless b*a*s*t*a*r*d! :p )
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    GBrady43068 wrote: »
    An elephant's heart being sat upon by a guinea pig at present...

    Ultimate goal is: A month's worth of trash (with a perfectly good Chihuahua being thrown out as well...guess I'm a heartless b*a*s*t*a*r*d! :p )

    He'll understand...
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,607 Member
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    Livgetfit wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I've lost the red meat an average american eats in a year but I *really* like the irony of an average fashion model. :)

    I don't need to lose that much but it'd be so satisfying to be able to say that I lost a Cara Delevingne :p

    I might go for those last extra few pounds just so I can say it. It really appeals to my sense of humor (even tho not many others will get the joke). :)
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I've lost the red meat an average american eats in a year but I *really* like the irony of an average fashion model. :)

    I don't need to lose that much but it'd be so satisfying to be able to say that I lost a Cara Delevingne :p

    I might go for those last extra few pounds just so I can say it. It really appeals to my sense of humor (even tho not many others will get the joke). :)

    Others not getting the joke is half the fun! We can have our own private Awesome Humour Club - No Supermodels Allowed
  • AlliVaughan
    AlliVaughan Posts: 1 Member
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    An automobile tire but I have to lose a newborn calf!
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    AlliVaughan wrote: »
    An automobile tire but I have to lose a newborn calf!

    You WILL lose a newborn calf!
  • pirate_john_75
    pirate_john_75 Posts: 96 Member
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    I've lost my mind. How much does that weigh?
  • lingo10
    lingo10 Posts: 305 Member
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    LOL the title made me laugh, what a grabber! But yeah, I lost an average housecat :) lol
  • rustyquinn
    rustyquinn Posts: 41 Member
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    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Lol this is fantastic. I have lost a human's skin. Hoping to lose a total of a 2 month horse.

    Kinda puts thongs in perspective.
  • garada3
    garada3 Posts: 1 Member
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    I have lost a baby horse!!!! Fashion model is my next goal....
  • Oiney1
    Oiney1 Posts: 6 Member
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    Currently down a chihuahua and half a Guinea pig, aiming for a small bale of hay or a 5000 btu air conditioner:)
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited May 2016
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    I'd like to trade my lame ball of tape for an elephant's penis, a human head, one of them newborns, a dozen donuts, and an extra brain on the side. This is gonna be one hell of a party.

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