I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    edited August 2016
    cbelc2 wrote: »
    This week, I lost the rack of baby back ribs that I didn't eat! I need to lose half an elephant man part.
    P...P...Penis!

  • kprimaverab
    kprimaverab Posts: 32 Member
    Sperm whales brain
    *one month in* !!!
    Aiming for a newborn calf ideally
  • meganjcallaghan
    meganjcallaghan Posts: 949 Member
    I've lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary as well as the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year.....that doesn't exactly roll off the tongue as nicely as "I've lost an Elephant's penis"......maybe I could go with "I've lost 3 elephant's penises minus slightly less than the average human newborn"....no. that is still quite the mouthful.
  • Mandy_1982
    Mandy_1982 Posts: 160 Member
    I've lot an average house cat, since June. Hoping for that elephant penis by January. Haha.
  • jamesrandel81
    jamesrandel81 Posts: 38 Member
    I lost a 185 lbs and now call it my ex wife
  • jamesrandel81
    jamesrandel81 Posts: 38 Member
    But real talk I've lost a bald eagle and got a small. Bale of hay to go
  • fwitsend1277
    fwitsend1277 Posts: 288 Member
    An elephants heart so far....but aiming for roughly a fashion model I think haha
  • ogmomma2012
    ogmomma2012 Posts: 1,520 Member
    I've lost a gold brick. :)
  • AmyWebb2
    AmyWebb2 Posts: 69 Member
    I am almost at an air conditioner!! Got a small bale of hay left.
  • HisangelG
    HisangelG Posts: 96 Member
    I've lost an average 2 year old and a rack of baby back ribs. My ultimate goal...losing Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • DelceeU
    DelceeU Posts: 2 Member
    I've lost an average human brain
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    I've lost a little over an average 2 year old. I'm a little over a pound away from the average amount of cheese an American eats in a year. Fingers crossed I get there in the next 2 weeks (my goal is set to lose .5/week).
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    cbelc2 wrote: »
    This week, I lost the rack of baby back ribs that I didn't eat! I need to lose half an elephant man part.
    P...P...Penis!

    For some reason I read this to the chia pet jingle theme, lol
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg. In 4 months. Still don't see much difference. Hopefully by the time I hit elephant penis xD
  • BuddhaB0y
    BuddhaB0y Posts: 199 Member
    I've lost an apparent average woman.

    Well make that 2 the gf and I broke up Monday too lol.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    Time to check the list again...Haaaaay I'm up to a newborn calf!
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    BuddhaB0y wrote: »
    I've lost an apparent average woman.

    Well make that 2 the gf and I broke up Monday too lol.

    @BuddhaB0y Sorry. I Awesomed that before I read the 2nd part. Bummer. :(

    So...you're available, then? B)
  • narak_lol
    narak_lol Posts: 855 Member
    I lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream!

    Hmm... ice cream nom nom <3
  • Myki3012
    Myki3012 Posts: 152 Member
    Firstly this is great. Secondly, a newborn calf.
  • luneniege
    luneniege Posts: 3 Member
    I am currently at a mid-sized microwave, but aiming at a month's worth of trash....
  • pianoplaya94
    pianoplaya94 Posts: 185 Member
    I love this post, congrats! And wow an elephant's penis... Never thought it weighed that much!! (Not that I've thought about it but wow!)

    I've lost a 2 year old :) (although at my lowest I lost the amount of cheese the avg American eats in a year)
  • paulbrttn
    paulbrttn Posts: 72 Member
    On mfp it's an average 2 year old, in total it's cheese in a year. Goal is a small bale of hay.
  • CMayBos
    CMayBos Posts: 43 Member
    A rack of baby back ribs so far, working towards a human leg!
  • knelson095
    knelson095 Posts: 254 Member
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    From my highest weight: gold brick.
    Since starting here on mfp: a small bale of hay plus one ostrich egg.

    I love this list.
  • Ryguy08
    Ryguy08 Posts: 61 Member
    A small bale of hay - 50 lbs. :)
  • RedStickdad
    RedStickdad Posts: 156 Member
    I have Lost an elephant’s heart!
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    Im between a chihuahua and a human skin..... Wow. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say :neutral:
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,513 Member
    I've lost the complete Oxford dictionary, a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,513 Member
    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)
    Ouch poor guinea pig
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    ruqayyahsmum wrote: »
    I've lost the complete Oxford dictionary, a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs

    Do you want your baby back baby back baby back?

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