I've lost an elephant's penis
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I love this post, congrats! And wow an elephant's penis... Never thought it weighed that much!! (Not that I've thought about it but wow!)
I've lost a 2 year old (although at my lowest I lost the amount of cheese the avg American eats in a year)0 -
On mfp it's an average 2 year old, in total it's cheese in a year. Goal is a small bale of hay.0
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A rack of baby back ribs so far, working towards a human leg!0
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....and a chihuahua!
Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
From my highest weight: gold brick.
Since starting here on mfp: a small bale of hay plus one ostrich egg.
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A small bale of hay - 50 lbs.0
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I have Lost an elephant’s heart!1
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Im between a chihuahua and a human skin..... Wow. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say0
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I've lost the complete Oxford dictionary, a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs0
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CoffeeNCardio wrote: »AlphaHowls wrote: »60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig
in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)
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ruqayyahsmum wrote: »I've lost the complete Oxford dictionary, a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs
Do you want your baby back baby back baby back?0 -
I love this!! Right now I'm right between an elephant heart and a small bale of hay. I'm giggling at the thought that when I make it to goal I can tell people I lost a 2 month old horse and the small bale of hay it eats.1
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An average two year old since I started back Sept 11th.
Between fats and oils the average American consumes in a year and an Irish setter down since my highest weight.0 -
An Elephant heart plus a human brain!0
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In total, I've lost a baby giraffe.0
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I’ve lost two average newborns. And no, I did not deliver twins! 😆0
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a sperm whale’s brain & a rack of baby back ribs aiming for amount of cheese an average American eats in a year & another rack of baby back ribs !0
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Almost a newborn calf here! No wonder my back and ankles used to hurt so much! That baby calf was heavy.0
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A 2 month old horse 🐎0
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A cinder block, pretty impressive. Those things are heavy.0
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May this thread always show up on the first page, it makes me laugh every time.1
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