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  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Inspector gadget arouses her
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Believes that Superman beats Batman
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I don't think she's awesome.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    That's a lie about me?

    His legs feel awesome after leg day
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Goes swimming with sharks every Sunday
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was eaten by a feral beaver
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Color coordinates her clothing and sex toys by day of the week. Its purple Wednesday today.
    Thats true :o ..
    Theys a naughty reason for that grin in his profile pic .. :D

  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Bought her sex toys at a garage sale.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is the biggest buyer of the companies product
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is totally innocent !!! o:)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^^ loves a bit of man ;)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is an enforcer for the local Avon ladies -- she roughs up customers who don't order enough, or pay their makeup bills in a timely manner. She does this in exchange for an annual 40 gallon drum of Skin so Soft and whatever close out cologne they want to get rid of.
  • Straza66
    Straza66 Posts: 45 Member
    She steals puppies.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She cannot tell a lie!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Still pees in the sink lol :p
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    ^ wait, you guys don't do that in Australia? (Mornin' Jo!)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Its 8.30pm sweetness...good morning... :* ...
    I don't like you at all :p
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
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    Still paddling your way.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Refuses to admit that he's no longer paddling to Australia and has changed course to neverland hoping to be kidnapped by captain Hook.
  • kettleblows
    kettleblows Posts: 133 Member
    woke up with my hair already done and perfect!! Also has rogaine to thank!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Teaches baby ducks to swim ..
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Is having duck for dinner.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Is slaughtering that duck.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Is a tofurkey chef
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Paints little monster faces on his toenails
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Fantasizes about being a giant, so much that all the furniture in his home is doll house sized.
  • Imperfect_Angel
    Imperfect_Angel Posts: 220 Member
    Is the person Bill Gates finds most inspirational :)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She calls herself imperfect angel, but behind that angelic face there is a TORMENTOR!!! She likes to go in the fridge at work and take everyone's dessert, replacing it with carrot sticks. If she's on a diet, they have to be, too! She also takes all the staplers and hides them, and if someone asks to borrow hers, she scolds them about not keeping better track of their office supplies.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    edited November 2015
    Her imagination and creativity are so lame
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is a legend at the zoo where she works -- they call her the ape whisperer. She fixes her calm, clear, striking eyes on the gorillas and soothes them with kind words, and pet kittens. She is known for her innovative gorilla arts & crafts program, where the gorillas make all kinds of gew gaws which are sold to help fund the program. Good work, jsummd!

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