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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    ^^^ loves a bit of man ;)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She is an enforcer for the local Avon ladies -- she roughs up customers who don't order enough, or pay their makeup bills in a timely manner. She does this in exchange for an annual 40 gallon drum of Skin so Soft and whatever close out cologne they want to get rid of.
  • Straza66
    Straza66 Posts: 45 Member
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    She steals puppies.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She cannot tell a lie!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Still pees in the sink lol :p
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
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    ^ wait, you guys don't do that in Australia? (Mornin' Jo!)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Its 8.30pm sweetness...good morning... :* ...
    I don't like you at all :p
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
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    Still paddling your way.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Refuses to admit that he's no longer paddling to Australia and has changed course to neverland hoping to be kidnapped by captain Hook.
  • kettleblows
    kettleblows Posts: 133 Member
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    woke up with my hair already done and perfect!! Also has rogaine to thank!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Teaches baby ducks to swim ..
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Is having duck for dinner.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Is slaughtering that duck.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Is a tofurkey chef
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Paints little monster faces on his toenails
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Fantasizes about being a giant, so much that all the furniture in his home is doll house sized.
  • Imperfect_Angel
    Imperfect_Angel Posts: 220 Member
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    Is the person Bill Gates finds most inspirational :)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She calls herself imperfect angel, but behind that angelic face there is a TORMENTOR!!! She likes to go in the fridge at work and take everyone's dessert, replacing it with carrot sticks. If she's on a diet, they have to be, too! She also takes all the staplers and hides them, and if someone asks to borrow hers, she scolds them about not keeping better track of their office supplies.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    edited November 2015
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    Her imagination and creativity are so lame
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She is a legend at the zoo where she works -- they call her the ape whisperer. She fixes her calm, clear, striking eyes on the gorillas and soothes them with kind words, and pet kittens. She is known for her innovative gorilla arts & crafts program, where the gorillas make all kinds of gew gaws which are sold to help fund the program. Good work, jsummd!

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