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exist only in our collective imagination0
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Her Panties look like Dental floss! ;p0
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is wearing my boxers
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Is a member of a puritan society0
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is laying out nude on a hot tropical island right now0
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Is bald-headed and those dreads are a wig.0
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Steals his neighbors paper, not because he doesn't have a subscription, just because he doesn't like them.0
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Is a phone sex operator0
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Calls my phone line so much my other customers can't get through0
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gave me her private number so I don't have to pay the high premium0
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Wears those glasses because they look good; has 20/20 vision.0
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They do look good :-)0
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His mustache once got caught in his Blender!0
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He broke my glasses to try and broke that I could really see, sadly I can't.0
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Is really CIA code name Ima Fox0
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Is developing a time machine so that she can go back and replace Uma Thurman as Mia in Pulp Fiction0
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Has evidence that Chuck Barris was in fact a CIA assassin for real0
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Has 20 copies of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, right next to her shelf full of Catcher in the Rye copies.0
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No way would any guy possibly find her attractive.0
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Is the model for those ABS TShirts0
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Wants to go to Mexico to recreate the events of the movie From Dusk Til Dawn0
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Works for Moviefone0
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Sneaks into stores at nights, opens cans of Pringles, licks all the flavor off, and then puts them back0
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He hair is naturally yellow, not blonde, but BRIGHT yellow!0
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She cannot grow any hair whatsoever. Instead, she steals hair from gym shower drains and glues it onto her body0
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Sleeps on a bed of nails0
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Is actually a pandimensional being who is here to observe our paltry existence0
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Was arrested for growing weed0
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Is a cop who loves to beat up marijuana growers.0
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Collects bottles for refund for a living0
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