Sex

robs_ready
robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
For all you cardio haters, I've got something you might like.

Sex burns up to 200 calories an hour, and it's fun.

Just sayin.
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  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    Wow then I'm burning daily more than I think....
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    enemyger wrote: »
    Wow then I'm burning daily more than I think....

    Good lad (Y)
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    roblloyd89 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Wow then I'm burning daily more than I think....

    Good lad (Y)

    let me just add it on MFP haahhaaha


  • retailwizard1
    retailwizard1 Posts: 84 Member
    Lol.... 400 for me today
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    Can't tell if sarcastic or honest
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    enemyger wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    Can't tell if sarcastic or honest

    No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!

    UR SARCASM WAS NEARLY AS GOOD AS MINE, NEARLY.
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    Can't tell if sarcastic or honest

    No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.

    Ok this is sarcastic
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    Who want to burn 600kcal with me this weekend, pm me!
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    Can't tell if sarcastic or honest

    No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.

    I'm trying to work out if you're being sarcastic or not, na i lied, that's full blown in ur face sarcasm
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    enemyger wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    Can't tell if sarcastic or honest

    No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.

    Ok this is sarcastic

    Is it? How can you be sure?
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    enemyger wrote: »
    Who want to burn 600kcal with me this weekend, pm me!

    That's kinda creepy,
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    edited December 2015
    roblloyd89 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Who want to burn 600kcal with me this weekend, pm me!

    That's kinda creepy,
    Is it? How can you be sure?


  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    Can't tell if sarcastic or honest

    No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.

    Ok this is sarcastic

    Is it? How can you be sure?

    hehehe

  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
  • brb2008
    brb2008 Posts: 406 Member
    enemyger wrote: »
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
    Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    brb2008 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
    Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.

    What even...
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    brb2008 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
    Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.
    enemyger wrote: »
    brb2008 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
    Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.

    What even...

    Basically mate, she didn't approve of your joke, now be a good boy
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    Personal experience, eh?
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    I wonder if the HRM's and fitbits, Garmins, just get in the way?!?
  • motivccess
    motivccess Posts: 201 Member
    soft/slow Or fast/rough??
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.

    I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

    Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.

    I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

    Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.

    Queue the obligatory "You're not doing it right, hehe" posts.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    motivccess wrote: »
    soft/slow Or fast/rough??

    Dunno mate, experiment and see what works for you.
  • enemyger
    enemyger Posts: 84 Member
    roblloyd89 wrote: »
    brb2008 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
    Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.
    enemyger wrote: »
    brb2008 wrote: »
    enemyger wrote: »
    Guys guys stop with the pms

    It was a joke!!
    Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.

    What even...

    Basically mate, she didn't approve of your joke, now be a good boy

    Really?
    Cause I was siting here and waiting for her approval...

    How was the joke sexist wtf ahahah
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.

    I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

    Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.

    Substantial...doubtful. Well.....wait. Um........

  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

    That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.

    I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

    Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.

    Queue the obligatory "You're not doing it right, hehe" posts.

    Damn you

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