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    Sex

    Posts: 1,488 Member
    edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
    For all you cardio haters, I've got something you might like.

    Sex burns up to 200 calories an hour, and it's fun.

    Just sayin.

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    • Posts: 84 Member
      Wow then I'm burning daily more than I think....
    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      enemyger wrote: »
      Wow then I'm burning daily more than I think....

      Good lad (Y)
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
    • Posts: 84 Member
      roblloyd89 wrote: »
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      Good lad (Y)

      let me just add it on MFP haahhaaha


    • Posts: 84 Member
      Lol.... 400 for me today
    • Posts: 84 Member
      jennifer_417 wrote: »
      Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!
      Can't tell if sarcastic or honest
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      enemyger wrote: »
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      Can't tell if sarcastic or honest

      No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.
    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      jennifer_417 wrote: »
      Thank you for this brand new doscovery, that no none has ever thought of before!

      UR SARCASM WAS NEARLY AS GOOD AS MINE, NEARLY.
    • Posts: 84 Member
      3bambi3 wrote: »
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      No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.

      Ok this is sarcastic
    • Posts: 84 Member
      Who want to burn 600kcal with me this weekend, pm me!
    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      3bambi3 wrote: »
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      No, really. This is the first time someone has ever thought about sex as cardiovascular exercise. Really.

      I'm trying to work out if you're being sarcastic or not, na i lied, that's full blown in ur face sarcasm
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      enemyger wrote: »
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      Ok this is sarcastic

      Is it? How can you be sure?
    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      enemyger wrote: »
      Who want to burn 600kcal with me this weekend, pm me!

      That's kinda creepy,
    • Posts: 84 Member
      edited December 2015
      roblloyd89 wrote: »
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      That's kinda creepy,
      Is it? How can you be sure?


    • Posts: 4,301 Member
      3bambi3 wrote: »
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      Is it? How can you be sure?

      hehehe

    • Posts: 84 Member
      Guys guys stop with the pms

      It was a joke!!
    • Posts: 406 Member
      enemyger wrote: »
      Guys guys stop with the pms

      It was a joke!!
      Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.
    • Posts: 84 Member
      brb2008 wrote: »
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      Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.

      What even...
    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      brb2008 wrote: »
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      Way to be sexist, bro. Men AND women get cranky over jokes with poor form.
      enemyger wrote: »
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      What even...

      Basically mate, she didn't approve of your joke, now be a good boy
    • Posts: 6,212 Member
      Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone
    • Posts: 3,077 Member
      juggernaut1974 wrote: »
      Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

      Personal experience, eh?
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      juggernaut1974 wrote: »
      Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

      That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.
    • Posts: 4,301 Member
      juggernaut1974 wrote: »
      Most partners disapprove of pausing to ensure your heart rate is in you fat burning target zone

      I wonder if the HRM's and fitbits, Garmins, just get in the way?!?
    • Posts: 201 Member
      soft/slow Or fast/rough??
    • Posts: 3,077 Member
      3bambi3 wrote: »
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      That's why you keep it classy and count in your head while checking your watch over their shoulder. Duh.

      I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

      Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      kkenseth wrote: »
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      I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

      Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.

      Queue the obligatory "You're not doing it right, hehe" posts.
    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      motivccess wrote: »
      soft/slow Or fast/rough??

      Dunno mate, experiment and see what works for you.
    • Posts: 84 Member
      roblloyd89 wrote: »
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      Basically mate, she didn't approve of your joke, now be a good boy

      Really?
      Cause I was siting here and waiting for her approval...

      How was the joke sexist wtf ahahah
    • Posts: 4,301 Member
      kkenseth wrote: »
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      I'd personally recommend a heart rate monitor.

      Except I don't believe anyone is actually burning a substantial amount of calories having sex.

      Substantial...doubtful. Well.....wait. Um........

    • Posts: 1,488 Member
      3bambi3 wrote: »
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      Queue the obligatory "You're not doing it right, hehe" posts.

      Damn you
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