We broke up because...
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I stole her bff0
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She wouldn't leg wrestle with me!
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He asked who was hotter, him or Henry cavill
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I dropped her
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he kept leaving me and only coming home on pay day.0
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somehow she took offense with I said
"****, get in there and make me a Ham Sandwhich"0 -
He ate Pork!0
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misunderstood when I said
"I want to pork you"0 -
He never meant what he said... He was all talk0
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He talked too much...with his mouth full.0
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she plays to rough
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He always wants to be the little spoon.0
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He never wanted to fork me : (0
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She didn't have the right equipment0
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She hugged the duvet and kept kicking me out of bed0
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I heard her mumble "Leo" in her sleep0
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Couldn't keep me satisfied0
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She wouldn't spank me0
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screamed and ran away when I brought out the paddle and the cane0
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she deleted my novela from the DVR0
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He kept me waiting. I don't like to wait for things.0
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Sooo impatient0
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Always late to our dates0
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He came early all the time
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Such a liar......he just couldn't get it up of a morning0
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He never replied to texts0
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She couldn't take a hint0
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Was always vague...think there was an alcohol problem 0
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The alcohol problem was she drank it all0
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Didn't appreciate my problems or bartending... Candy apples anyone?0
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