We broke up because...

jbuzzed

Wanted me to call his penis "unicorn"

RunTimer

She wouldn't get of my her a.rse

jbuzzed

I thought he wanted a sex slave, he just wanted a slave

Bonny132

She was only submissive, not a slave.....

rhirvo

He kept scratching me with his beard when we cuddled

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't let me touch the beard

Bonny132

Wanted me to grow a beard

slimgirljo15

She grew a long beard..not on her face

Bonny132

Refused to plait my beard and trim the ends....

slimgirljo15

The stuff I found in her beard ..ewwww

Bonny132

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

The stuff I found in her beard ..ewwww

She promised to wash my back and keep the fur clean.... She promised... Then she pinned me down and body shaved me instead.... For hours!!!

RunTimer

I found her lack of body hair disturbing

Bonny132

Would not give my hair a chance to regrow....

RunTimer

she threatened to cut my hair while I was sleeping

slimgirljo15

There were things crawling in those dreads

Bonny132

He hid my wigs, then found him trying them on in front of the mirror.... Wearing my shoes.. My shoes!!!!!!!!

slimgirljo15

Only cared about her shoes..I couldn't compete..

RunTimer

in heels she was taller than me (and she wore heels EVERYWHERE

slimgirljo15

Everyone was taller than him....everything was mini sized

RunTimer

She got upset when I said 'big things come in small packages'

Bonny132

Kept me waiting for the big things, all I got was small packages???

Bonny132

My drawings sold for a fortune each, he burned them all

slimgirljo15

He wore my heels and flats

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her chest was flat!

LiftingRiot

She was constantly bickering with her MFP doppleganger

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't let anyone in the bathroom

KD454

She wouldn't talk dirty

jbuzzed

He wanted to wash my mouth out with soap

RunTimer

she talks in her sleep

and who the hell is "Rusty"

melmelw03

He didn't want to share with @cheers_b and @Chain_Ring