We broke up because...
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He ever change his hair cut0
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She was famous and wanted me to be too!0
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- Open marriage
- Open legs
- Open minded
Wasn't open enough0 -
Didn't keep our relationship private0
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She was ashamed of our Love!0
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She loved someone else.0
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She told me to SHUT THE HELL UP0
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He had a problem with talking too much!0
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She had a filthy mouth0
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He called me dirty0
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She was a Dirty Girl!
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all she wanted to do was zooma zoom zoom and boom boom
(and shake her rump)
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He asked me to twerk like Miley, ugh...0
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I caught her twerking nekked for some Guy!0
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all she wants to do is dance..
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He wanted me as strictly a wall flower.0
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She scared me when she said
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She said I wasn't exactly a wallflower ..more a weed
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She smoked all of my Weed!
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she was always high0
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Was only interested in my down low...I got brains too ya know
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never saw her, she was always at Mensa meetings0
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his beard scratched my beard..static0
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RunTimer kept coming between us!0
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he blinded me with science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIMvSp01C8 0 -
Kept screaming every time he looked at me.0
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She got all of the looks and I got jealous!0
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I found out we were related, 3rd cousins, mother's side0
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He or she was a weirdo like me and needed a cartoon photo as a profile photo
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I heard a rumor that unicorns were horny
..or was that had horns ?0
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