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We broke up because...
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He had crotch crickets big as lobsters
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he was fixated on boobies0
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Took too long grabbing me coffees and I saw what he was doing through the window0
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*sigh*..those baby blues seduced every neighbour within 3 blocks ..cheater0
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She lets the guy with the baby blues seduce her0
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I told one 'Yo Momma' joke too many0
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His Momma Grounded him for a year!0
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She liked to pretend to me my momma..too weird0
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He took better selfies than me!0
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Was obsessed with appearances0
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She rarely made an appearance and I was lonely!0
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Never acknowledged my existence
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the mystery was over once she guessed who i was.0
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Cheater...couldn't keep *it* in his pants0
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I found out he was Mr Bean0
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He was obsessed with some magic beans.0
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He led me to believe ..............
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she was a non belieber0
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Bad jokes
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He thought he was Justin Bieber0
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what do you mean?0
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He won't even read his posts!0
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Went to bed dressed like a baby complete with diaper and soother.0
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He was creepy with his eating habits0
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that cowbell wasn't the only thing he beat 0
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he didn't like a little whip0
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sub drops0
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He practically had a heart Attack when I accidentally dropped his Submarine Sandwich!0
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She was allergic to all my pets. I think she probably made that up o.o0
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She didn't believe me when I said I didn't like snakes, I had to make up an allergy0
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