We broke up because...
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Was kinda shaped like a bottle. It was weird0
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He was always warm from whiskey0
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He had like fifty names....well five or six but still alot0
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Drank way too much0
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Was teetotal..
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he was a s.l.u.t.0
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His ex was right..he's a man wh0re ...
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she was paying other men for sex0
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He didn't like it doggy!!0
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she left bite marks all over me0
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Forgot the safe word....sorry I hurt you
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she left bite marks all over me
Bite marks are goood @griffk00 lol
@slimgirljo15 because you weren't rough enough
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Kept biting the wrong parts!0
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Lol sorry about that0
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Wasn't really sorry 0
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Haha nope..0
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She broke my heart0
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Awww noooo I'd never.
*fixes your heart* there you go your all better now
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Wouldn't cut the crust off my toast0
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He wanted a mum not a lover
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Tried to put a diaper on me..wtf
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she wanted me to call her mum0
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handyrunner wrote: »Tried to put a diaper on me..wtf
You twoshe wanted me to call her mum
He wanted to breast feed like a baby..embarrassing when he took me out for dinner
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it was because I ordered two shots of Irish crème and she pulled em both out
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Found his ex in the freezer0
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she snooped around too much0
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Thought it was funny to come after me with a chainsaw0
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I was just trying to help him outside in the yard ..was paranoid I was trying to kill him0
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She lost me when she started wearing war paint0
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wasn't in to role playing0
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