We broke up because...

RunTimer

lousy passenger..always giving directions

vivimarie2015

He didn't know how to take direction..and not only in the car!

RunTimer

she always had to be on top

FabulousFantasticFifty

The only Man in history that didnt like it that way!

g44219

she was always like go faster, now slow down, then don't move, and why did you stop?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like instructive Criticism! ;p

RunTimer

she mistook our IKEA bed construction directions for a sex manual

JackKopCh

He kept drinking my chocolate milk

RunTimer

he dropped his peanut butter in my chocolate

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought he was this Guy!

g44219

she kept telling the joke what's 12 inches and white? nothing

synchkat

he refused to make me the cool whip pudding concoction

SugarBabyGirl

all he wanted to do was work out

synchkat

she as too sweet (get it...sugar)

jenmar222

Because we were fighting over the beardless guys

slimgirljo15

Obviously wanted a guy not a girl

Bonny132

Said she wanted me, then found her on a date with a dude! I am still devastated.

JSurita3

Hung up on someone else

Bonny132

tried to steal Jo from me, was not having that

JSurita3

She implied I was some dude.

Rawlings124

Turned out she was not into dudes

mandipandi75

She wouldn't let me wear her dresses

Marqiiz

She made/makes me wear her underwear

mandipandi75

He didn't appreciate the finer things

Marqiiz

She never let me go to the shooting range...

slimgirljo15

Idk..came home and he'd moved out with all the furniture and my thongs are missing ..

HappilyDistracted

Kept going "home" to the wrong house.

HappilyDistracted

He didn't like being my sugar daddy

HappilyDistracted

Wouldn't tell me what his needs were then got upset when I didn't meet them

HappilyDistracted

always thought I wanted to talk, never gave me any action