We broke up because...

synchkat

Was kinda shaped like a bottle. It was weird

synchkat

He was always warm from whiskey

synchkat

He had like fifty names....well five or six but still alot

jbuzzed

Drank way too much

slimgirljo15

Was teetotal..

jbuzzed

he was a s.l.u.t.

slimgirljo15

His ex was right..he's a man wh0re ...

g44219

she was paying other men for sex

FieryR3dHead

He didn't like it doggy!!

g44219

she left bite marks all over me

slimgirljo15

Forgot the safe word....sorry I hurt you

FieryR3dHead

griffk00 wrote: »

she left bite marks all over me

Bite marks are goood @griffk00 lol

@slimgirljo15 because you weren't rough enough

handyrunner

Kept biting the wrong parts!

FieryR3dHead

Lol sorry about that

handyrunner

Wasn't really sorry

FieryR3dHead

Haha nope..

slimgirljo15

She broke my heart

FieryR3dHead

Awww noooo I'd never.

*fixes your heart* there you go your all better now

handyrunner

Wouldn't cut the crust off my toast

slimgirljo15

He wanted a mum not a lover

handyrunner

Tried to put a diaper on me..wtf

g44219

she wanted me to call her mum

slimgirljo15

handyrunner wrote: »

Tried to put a diaper on me..wtf

griffk00 wrote: »

she wanted me to call her mum

You two

He wanted to breast feed like a baby..embarrassing when he took me out for dinner

g44219

it was because I ordered two shots of Irish crème and she pulled em both out

PewterSky

Found his ex in the freezer

g44219

she snooped around too much

handyrunner

Thought it was funny to come after me with a chainsaw

slimgirljo15

I was just trying to help him outside in the yard ..was paranoid I was trying to kill him

handyrunner

She lost me when she started wearing war paint

g44219

wasn't in to role playing