We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She had no sense of humour0
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she wouldn't share her whiskey0
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..he only wanted me for my alcohol stache 0 -
her stache wasn't as big as I thought it would be0
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He exaggerated the size of everything 0
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Size mattered to her
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Didnt think that dreaming BIG mattered!0
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she sleep sexted! apparently it's a real thing0
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He was a prude0
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Everything had to be real dark during play time0
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he turned on the lights and I discovered he was a man0
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He wanted a man..said a strap on just wasn't the same 0
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Hahahaha she was too rough in bed0
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Only liked missionary...boring !!
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she'd never been with a screamer0
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Lol...he screamed so much the neighbours complained0
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kept putting a muzzle on me 0
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lol 0
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That cheesy grin was permanent.botox accident..
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she wanted me to get butt implants0
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^^yup..flat @$$ 0
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lol she made fun of my body parts0
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Wouldn't grow a beard0
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he just wanted me for no shave November0
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Idk..I begged him to stay..but he said he couldn't belong to just one0
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Always eating crackers in bed0
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Was so untidy!!0
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Kept hiding all my stuff. I had a system. I knew where everything was!0
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Was a white glove inspector0
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He wouldn't shower.0
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