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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • WandaWoman41
    WandaWoman41 Posts: 153 Member
    Black eyed peas for lunch
    Gastrointestinal rage
    Excuse me people
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    I can hardly wait
    My daughter is coming home
    Gone since September
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    At home all alone
    Should I be productive or
    should I lay around?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    Happy holidays!
    I prefer Merry Christmas
    But I am open!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    My daughter is here!!
    Finally met her boyfriend
    And so far, so good...!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    It's Friday again
    Not as excited today
    I booked off of work
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    My daughter is here!!
    Finally met her boyfriend
    And so far, so good...!

    We spend years training
    Then hope they make good choices
    Finally success
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Nearly end of year,
    Time to re-evaluate?
    New Year, better times?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    So much work to do
    But the warm dog on my lap
    Keeps me on my couch
    df2ec54e6hwo.jpeg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    My daughter is here!!
    Finally met her boyfriend
    And so far, so good...!

    We spend years training
    Then hope they make good choices
    Finally success
    Hard to let them go
    Previous boyfriends were duds
    This one seems quite sane
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    moyen2 wrote: »
    So much work to do
    But the warm dog on my lap
    Keeps me on my couch
    df2ec54e6hwo.jpeg
    Warm dogs and couches
    Some of the best things in life
    I miss my husky
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    edited December 2015
    Oh the ache they leave
    Behind, in our hearts-those dogs
    Gone always too soon.

    [/quote]
    Warm dogs and couches
    Some of the best things in life
    I miss my husky[/quote]

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    moyen2 wrote: »
    Oh the ache they leave
    Behind, in our hearts-those dogs
    Gone always too soon.
    Parting sweet sorrow
    The canine gift to owners
    Unwavering love
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    Light dusting of snow
    Cold but not bitingly so
    Christmas approaches
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Light dusting of snow
    Cold but not bitingly so
    Christmas approaches

    Christmas snow magic
    But soon it will be too much
    Ready to head south
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    I now own a cat
    He isn't sure he likes me
    But he eats his food
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    I now own a cat
    He isn't sure he likes me
    But he eats his food
    I have two kittehs
    Sometimes I wonder who is
    Domesticated?
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    Chicken for lunch time
    And grilled vegetables too
    Stop gaining please, f***. :|
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    Christmas comes so soon
    I suppose I should buy gifts?
    Naw, still a few days...
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Cats job description
    Eat sleep use the litterbox
    Ignore the human
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Posting here again
    Meta posts are the most fun
    Talking to myself
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    I'm one tooth less wise
    Thank goodness for T-3's and
    Jello, pudding, zzzzz
  • SithnessQueen
    SithnessQueen Posts: 144 Member
    I need to workout
    But I'm oh so sick, chest cold
    Can go fu** itself
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    Ho Ho Mistletoe
    Is it hung where you can see?
    Somebody waits for you!!
  • Keladelphia
    Keladelphia Posts: 820 Member
    Pants are feeling tight
    About to eat more cookies
    Fu** it, Christmas gains
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Craving for cookie
    Is an ambulance siren
    Fat cell repairs

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    Christmas looking green
    A warm wind moving wind chimes
    Sunshine lollipops!!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    I now own a cat
    He isn't sure he likes me
    But he eats his food
    I have two kittehs
    Sometimes I wonder who is
    Domesticated?

    heh heh
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Injured in Boston
    Undiagnosed hip fracture
    I'm in pain today
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,081 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    Injured in Boston
    Undiagnosed hip fracture
    I'm in pain today
    That sounds quite awful
    My hips hurt from yoga class
    Not on the same scale. :(

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