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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Interrupted sleep
    The alarm clock taunted me
    Now I feel like blah... :s
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Two nights in a row
    Sleeping poorly, don't know why
    Blame it on the rain
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Today's not Friday
    I really wish that it was
    Maybe tomorrow
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Today is Friday
    Must wait until five o'clock
    Then break out the wine
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Finally I slept
    The alarm was a surprise
    Feeling so rested!!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    What a crazy week
    System issues abounded
    Now it's catch up time
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    It is now Friday
    Soon I will have lots of beer
    I like drinking beer
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Brandy, oh so good!
    Need more tomorrow, possibly,
    Let it flow freely! :smiley:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Oh, my aching back!
    Bedrest is not fun, my friends.
    Snap! Crackle! Pop! Oof!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Hope you feel better,
    Backache is never good, sweet.
    May it ease for you.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Yoga class was fun
    Grill cheese sammichs after
    Washed down by coffee
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Seeing an old friend
    Eating drinking and chatting
    Many calories
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Quiet day indeed
    I really like quiet days
    Peaceful and serene
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Christmas lights are up
    Putting up the tree tonight
    Gifts? Who bought the gifts??
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Sneaking up on us
    Yet it seems so far away
    I should check my list
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
    pressure from within
    building, mounting, driving through
    porcelain throne... "plop"
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Fire in the hole
    Chili for supper last night
    Red hot afterglow
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
    With you or without you
    or you with whom without me
    feels the same without you
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Nothing left to win
    And nothing left to lose but
    With or without you...
  • SithnessQueen
    SithnessQueen Posts: 144 Member
    Bacon bacon nomz
    Why can't I have my bacon
    Poor baconless soul.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Friday-eve has come
    And the week is almost done
    Christmas shopping? Me??
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,119 Member
    Whiffed in the aroma
    And yearned for the crunchiness
    Oh yes, it's bacon

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Let us celebrate
    The first Friday of the week
    Bring on the weekend!!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    What to eat today?
    Have some bacon on Friday!
    Baconday. Awesome!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    My assistant sucks
    She is full of excuses
    For why she is lame
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Tiny hands to hold
    Giggles so precious to hear
    My world is complete
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    I'm dreaming of a
    White Christmas just like the ones
    I used to know, yeah!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Record and reset
    Clip it on for a new day
    Counting all my steps
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    How does the weekend
    Disappear so darn quickly
    Weekdays take so long
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
    Retarded weekday stunts
    Boy band names us turts
    Our weekends never stop

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