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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    mammakerrie11 wrote: »
    I ate a sausage roll
    And must say I enjoyed it immensely
    Back to the drawing board

    Oh the temptations
    Try to count the calories
    Sausage is tasty
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
  • ShrinkingKerrie
    ShrinkingKerrie Posts: 338 Member
    I am so so cold
    makes my bones ache like I'm old
    Go away winter days please
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Got two warnings now
    Gotta watch what I say here
    People flag me lots
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!

    Santa will ask,
    Have I been naughty or nice
    And the answer will be?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!

    Santa will ask,
    Have I been naughty or nice
    And the answer will be?
    Santa doesn't ask
    He operates on intel
    Let me check the lists...

    Where is Dalia?
    Let's see now... Dale, Damien
    Dalia... oh myy!!
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!

    Santa will ask,
    Have I been naughty or nice
    And the answer will be?
    Santa doesn't ask
    He operates on intel
    Let me check the lists...

    Where is Dalia?
    Let's see now... Dale, Damien
    Dalia... oh myy!!


    Perhaps it's an omen
    That Damien's name was first
    Or maybe it's just fate
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!

    Santa will ask,
    Have I been naughty or nice
    And the answer will be?
    Santa doesn't ask
    He operates on intel
    Let me check the lists...

    Where is Dalia?
    Let's see now... Dale, Damien
    Dalia... oh myy!!


    Perhaps it's an omen
    That Damien's name was first
    Or maybe it's just fate
    I have heard it said
    There is no coincidence
    Fate? Karma? Humour!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Got two warnings now
    Gotta watch what I say here
    People flag me lots

    Expressing ones self
    One must choose ones words wisely
    Someone is watching
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    edited November 2015
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!

    Santa will ask,
    Have I been naughty or nice
    And the answer will be?
    Santa doesn't ask
    He operates on intel
    Let me check the lists...

    Where is Dalia?
    Let's see now... Dale, Damien
    Dalia... oh myy!!


    Perhaps it's an omen
    That Damien's name was first
    Or maybe it's just fate
    I have heard it said
    There is no coincidence
    Fate? Karma? Humour!!


    What does it matter
    When In the grand scheme of things
    it ends with a laugh
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Fitbit my new stalker
    Counts my every step
    And watches while I sleep
    From the sound of this
    FitBit might actually be
    Working for Santa!!

    Santa will ask,
    Have I been naughty or nice
    And the answer will be?
    Santa doesn't ask
    He operates on intel
    Let me check the lists...

    Where is Dalia?
    Let's see now... Dale, Damien
    Dalia... oh myy!!


    Perhaps it's an omen
    That Damien's name was first
    Or maybe it's just fate
    I have heard it said
    There is no coincidence
    Fate? Karma? Humour!!


    What does it matter
    When In the grand scheme of things
    it ends with a laugh
    The older I get
    More and more I seek laughter
    The best medicine!!
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    edited November 2015
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em

  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Things may be bad now
    Stick around a day or two
    They may not get worse
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em
    That was so uplifting!! Wow!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em
    That was so uplifting!! Wow!!
    Can you imagine?
    I laughed so so hard that I
    Forgot to haiku!!
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em
    That was so uplifting!! Wow!!
    Can you imagine?
    I laughed so so hard that I
    Forgot to haiku!!

    Forgot to haiku!
    Sacrilegious on this thread
    Don't do it again.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em
    That was so uplifting!! Wow!!
    Can you imagine?
    I laughed so so hard that I
    Forgot to haiku!!

    Forgot to haiku!
    Sacrilegious on this thread
    Don't do it again.
    Shocking, isn't it?
    Almost inconceivable!!
    I should spank myself!!
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em
    That was so uplifting!! Wow!!
    Can you imagine?
    I laughed so so hard that I
    Forgot to haiku!!

    Forgot to haiku!
    Sacrilegious on this thread
    Don't do it again.
    Shocking, isn't it?
    Almost inconceivable!!
    I should spank myself!!

    Why so violent
    Forgetfulness is human
    Forgiveness divine
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    When all else has failed
    Laugh out loud till you cry
    And bring others for the ride

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iWZvdzeGM&sns=em
    That was so uplifting!! Wow!!
    Can you imagine?
    I laughed so so hard that I
    Forgot to haiku!!

    Forgot to haiku!
    Sacrilegious on this thread
    Don't do it again.
    Shocking, isn't it?
    Almost inconceivable!!
    I should spank myself!!

    Why so violent
    Forgetfulness is human
    Forgiveness divine
    Just playful spanking
    I've been very very naughty
    I should be punished!

    anthrax.png?t=1305345227
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    No, Could it be true?
    Getting that creepy feeling
    Of no more haikus
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    No, Could it be true?
    Getting that creepy feeling
    Of no more haikus
    It was silly fun
    Sorry if I offended
    Was not my intent :(
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    No, Could it be true?
    Getting that creepy feeling
    Of no more haikus
    It was silly fun
    Sorry if I offended
    Was not my intent :(

    No, don't stop jesting!
    Sensitivities abound,
    Thick skin is needed. :smile:
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    wtf is haiku?
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    wtf is haiku?

    :joy:
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    wtf is haiku?

    Five syllables here
    Then the next one is seven
    Five is the last one
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    No, Could it be true?
    Getting that creepy feeling
    Of no more haikus
    It was silly fun
    Sorry if I offended
    Was not my intent :(

    No, don't stop jesting!
    Sensitivities abound,
    Thick skin is needed. :smile:
    Laughing is healthy
    Better than the happy pills
    And no side effects!!
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    No, Could it be true?
    Getting that creepy feeling
    Of no more haikus
    It was silly fun
    Sorry if I offended
    Was not my intent :(

    No, don't stop jesting!
    Sensitivities abound,
    Thick skin is needed. :smile:

    Mac, no harm no foul
    My thin skin will be thicker
    By end of haiku :)
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Haiku friends again
    Safe place to compose, serenely.
    All is right, once more. :smile:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    I've got a fever
    And the only prescription
    I need more cowbell

    cowbelljr1.jpg?1318992465

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