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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Instead of working
    I am writing this haiku
    I really should work
  • KingLarry99
    KingLarry99 Posts: 423 Member
    Reviving this thread
    Hoping that people will post
    Haiku's that are cool
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    So near to Hump Day
    Still too long until Friday,
    Time's moving slowly.
    Don't wish life away
    Savour each moment fully
    Even quiet ones!!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Oh my god I am
    Writing another haiku
    I haiku, do you?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Rain rain go away
    I want to go for coffee
    Without getting wet
  • KingLarry99
    KingLarry99 Posts: 423 Member
    Iced coffee for me
    I'll take a large black one please
    What do I owe you?
  • thomas3084
    thomas3084 Posts: 10 Member
    Sunshine on my face
    Feels so good it almost hurts
    Dermatologist
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Rows with other half
    Patience is exploding now
    I can't go on, help!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    edited October 2015
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Rows with other half
    Patience is exploding now
    I can't go on, help!
    Is more important
    To be right or to be kind?
    Surrender ego...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I am drinking booze
    It makes my body feel warm
    Until it runs out
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Misinterpret words
    Set yourself up for some pain
    Life loves playing games
  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
    dream a dream of life
    orions belt rises up
    dawn of spring is nigh
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    The first line comes first
    Next is the second line and
    Last is the third line
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    It's not what you think
    You're just another chess piece
    But this Queen will reign
  • InkedInnocence
    InkedInnocence Posts: 71 Member
    Do not know Haiku
    Do not know what else to do
    Down time at work blows

  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Rows with other half
    Patience is exploding now
    I can't go on, help!
    Is more important
    To be right or to be kind?
    Surrender ego...

    All's well, once again,
    Harsh words born of frustration,
    Thanks for your Haiku. :smile:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Rows with other half
    Patience is exploding now
    I can't go on, help!
    Is more important
    To be right or to be kind?
    Surrender ego...

    All's well, once again,
    Harsh words born of frustration,
    Thanks for your Haiku. :smile:

    Glad to hear all's well
    Life is too short for anger
    Live in peace and joy!
  • KingLarry99
    KingLarry99 Posts: 423 Member
    It smells in this room
    I think someone passed some gas
    I'm out of here now
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I'm at work again
    Coworkers being stupid
    I fix everything
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    KingLarry99 wrote: »
    It smells in this room
    I think someone passed some gas
    I'm out of here now

    Who smelt it, dealt it.
    And don't blame it on the dog
    Light a candle please!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Cat in a sunbeam
    Computer and coffee mug
    Can life be better?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    So I went to church
    I wasn't really sure if
    God remembered me.

    Two year hiatus
    Prayers and hoping for peace
    I do feel better
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Saturday yoga
    Coffee and lunch are now done
    I should get busy...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Sunday morning done
    Breakfast is in my tummy
    Coffee? I think so!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Why you so Monday?
    So many emails waiting!!
    I want to haiku!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Sunny warm and dry
    Everyone happy at work
    Should I be worried?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Enjoying each day
    Even if I need to work
    Have I gone insane
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    Oh happy humpday!!
    A sunny cool autumn day!!
    Hot mug of coffee!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    edited November 2015
    Replaced old habit,
    A new naughty addiction,
    Cherry Pepsi Max!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,083 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Replaced old habit,
    A new naughty addiction,
    Cherry Pepsi Max!
    Habit, old or new
    Liquid calories abound
    I don't drink soda

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