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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • saladcrunchy
    saladcrunchy Posts: 899 Member
    ^ :)
    Draining enemies
    an inspirational quote
    or some fitness pals
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    Snow? Really?? Come on!!
    I have to rake the leafs up
    It ain't winter yet!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Where is Lady Luck?
    I think someone's kidnapped her.
    Good fortune's needed.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Where is Lady Luck?
    I think someone's kidnapped her.
    Good fortune's needed.

    Lady Luck is safe
    Fill the bag with unmarked bills
    Then bring it to me...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Where is Lady Luck?
    I think someone's kidnapped her.
    Good fortune's needed.

    Lady Luck is safe
    Fill the bag with unmarked bills
    Then bring it to me...

    LOL! :lol:
  • saladcrunchy
    saladcrunchy Posts: 899 Member
    Fetch the unmarked car
    follow at a short distance
    you may get lucky
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    Take the Golden An
    Put it in the yellow truck
    You mean the Tan Van?

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  • saladcrunchy
    saladcrunchy Posts: 899 Member
    edited October 2015
    B)
    Lofty’s in the can
    Stan got the AN and the van
    Still no luck: Mac ran

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSiqYWsFXoM
  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
    I want to dance like
    Little to no gravity
    Christopher Walken

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  • saladcrunchy
    saladcrunchy Posts: 899 Member
    Christopher Walken
    invites you to misbehave
    Pennies from heaven

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMKrLI4v_jU
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Nearly lunchtime, here
    My soup is not appealing
    I want McDonalds
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Nearly lunchtime, here
    My soup is not appealing
    I want McDonalds

    The Arches of Grease
    Everything wrong for diet
    Now I am hungry... :s
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    A friend passes on
    Sadness regret and crying
    Too much comfort food
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    A friend passes on
    Sadness regret and crying
    Too much comfort food

    I'm so sorry, friend.
    Hold on to good memories,
    Much love being sent.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    A friend passes on
    Sadness regret and crying
    Too much comfort food
    My condolences
    Parting is such sweet sorrow
    Take care of yourself!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Thank you for your thoughts
    Will cherish the memories
    A life full of love
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Thank you for your thoughts
    Will cherish the memories
    A life full of love

    People come and go
    Attitude of gratitude
    Each one is a gift
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    Friday, is that you?
    It seems like it's been a week!
    You're always welcome!! :D
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    The yin yoga class
    We did yang yoga as well
    Now coffee and lunch!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    So I went to church
    I wasn't really sure if
    God remembered me.
  • xxcobu
    xxcobu Posts: 33 Member
    Night comes to torment.
    Stuck lying awake again.
    Will these thoughts persist?
  • xxcobu
    xxcobu Posts: 33 Member
    edited October 2015
    Cannot keep failing.
    Time to commit to this change.
    I will reach my goals!
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    Protein shakes, kale crisps,
    Jumping jacks, slipped discs, fitness,
    Fear, and loneliness
  • mrjosh23
    mrjosh23 Posts: 135 Member
    I will eat healthy
    Mmmm damn but that cake looks good
    One slice wont hurt, right??
  • xxcobu
    xxcobu Posts: 33 Member
    mrjosh23 wrote: »
    I will eat healthy
    Mmmm damn but that cake looks good
    One slice wont hurt, right??

    The cake is a lie.
    Eat an apple or berries.
    Trust me, not worth it.

    lol
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    xxcobu wrote: »
    Night comes to torment.
    Stuck lying awake again.
    Will these thoughts persist?

    Meditation helps
    So does another "m" word
    Hope you have sweet dreams!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    Oh Manic Monday
    I'm making spicy baked beans
    Note to self: light candle!!
  • GETU1N
    GETU1N Posts: 1,811 Member
    Put it in, pull it out, put it in and move it all around! Hokey pokeys feet poke at hanky panty!!! Lol I have no idea what I'm doing
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,059 Member
    Tuesday sunshine fun
    But stormy day tomorrow
    So make hay today!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    So near to Hump Day
    Still too long until Friday,
    Time's moving slowly.

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