How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Thisnameischosen wrote: »Man flu.
What's man flu? Have I been in danger all this time????0 -
handyrunner wrote: »Thisnameischosen wrote: »Man flu.
What's man flu? Have I been in danger all this time????
It's a disease that only attacks men in the winter months. It's very debilitating and causes the sufferer to be bed ridden and incapable of doing anything for themselves for the best part of a week. The only way to survive is to have a good woman on hand to help with everything and make it all better. Otherwise, death is a certainty.0 -
She died in the kitchen trying to make food to combat the man flu... Her skills were not up to par I guess.0
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^^ you cut me deep.
Heart attack during a dance off with Michael flatley.0 -
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Choked on a turkey bone0
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She tried sliding down the chimney and well.....0
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Was killed by a candy cane shiv0
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Pine allergy.0
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Tried to get her stocking filled
Not sure how she died but it's christmasy0 -
Died of shock and a broken heart when she realised Santa is not real.0
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Lmao
Poisoned by a jealous elf after santa declared him the best toy maker in the land.0 -
hah!
Committed suicide when she didn't get enough toys this year.0 -
Drowned in a mountain of toys0
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Serial killer. Specifically targeted ladies named bonny0
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tried to bench a car0
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Possessed by a demon. When the holy water hit him it burned right through his skull into his brain. Cause of death: brain melt.0
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Gagged on the holy water, thought it was normal water.....0
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Locked in a freezer0
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Went the wrong way on a one way0
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Hit by a blimp0
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Brain seizure. Docs couldn't find it0
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Overdosed on laxatives0
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Too much christmas lunch..guts exploded0
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Got so rambunctious with Santa they both fell out of the sleigh0
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Felt the need to pull down my Santa hat
She went over with me0
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