If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Kindly ask her to release my right hand because I am right-handed and cannot stir my coffee correctly! :lol:

    Lol....lets hit the town girl.. ;)
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    release the hounds
  • MadMc28
    MadMc28 Posts: 1,079 Member
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    try not to be weird....smile, and secretly check her out ;)
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Return both smiles, grab my drink and run out so I don't get an innocent bystander sick! (Cough, cough, sniffle, SNEEZE, moan!)
  • Uhtred_Ragnarson
    Uhtred_Ragnarson Posts: 452 Member
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    Walk in, look around, then start greeting people in a British accent.
  • angiedwill
    angiedwill Posts: 873 Member
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    Say I love the accent even if it is fake lol
  • Uhtred_Ragnarson
    Uhtred_Ragnarson Posts: 452 Member
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    I would say, pip pip, and bloody hell
  • texascolin95
    texascolin95 Posts: 279 Member
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    buy them tea?
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    Buy her a coffee. Tea in a coffee shop is like ordering hamburger in a TX Steakhouse... :smile:
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
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    buy her a tea or coffee or what ever she wants
  • angiedwill
    angiedwill Posts: 873 Member
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    Say good morning as nicely as possible since I haven't had my coffee yet
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
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    then coffee it is as I smile
  • angiedwill
    angiedwill Posts: 873 Member
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    Oh thank you!!
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Look him dead in the eye and sing "i see a little silhouetto of a man scaramouche scaramouche shall we do the fandango?"
    I'd then wait for his response.. If he finishes the song (fully) he gets free coffee and gets to hold my hand for 10 minutes, if not I'd get my coffee and leave.
  • angiedwill
    angiedwill Posts: 873 Member
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    Ok I love that!! I'm sitting back and watchin this!!
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Thisnameischosen wrote: »
    Look him dead in the eye and sing "i see a little silhouetto of a man scaramouche scaramouche shall we do the fandango?"
    I'd then wait for his response.. If he finishes the song (fully) he gets free coffee and gets to hold my hand for 10 minutes, if not I'd get my coffee and leave.

    Omg I'd pay you to actually do this!

    Sit back and watch the performance
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Thing is @jsummd... I'd do it for free! Hell I'd give you a full performance!

    @ejinvt get some soda water for his coffee stain.. I'd make it worse then offer to pay for his shirt.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    totally ignore her and keep pretending I am stirring my coffee
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Tell @Thisnameischosen to do her bohemian rhapsody bit on him

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