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    Has a patch on his eye and is embarrassed to show his face.
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    Steals the number 3 button from the remote controls of friends and neighbours.
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    Has a cat named "Mr. jiggles"
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    Secretly hates cats
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    reklawyma wrote: »
    Secretly hates cats

    Was recently named Queen of Moldovia
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    He is the number one Court jester for the Queen of Moldovia. Good thing, too, because if he fails to make her laugh, he will be demoted to the salt mines of outer Moldovia.
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    Eats chocolate for entire meals
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    Eats chocolate for entire meals

    Once took a trip to Mexico to find the real sugar soda only to realize that they started selling it in his local grocery store 2 months earlier.
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    Needs less cow bell.
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    Loves to spy on the neighbors
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    loves for the neighbors to spy on her..... she likes the attention
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    Lives next door to junelove89
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    Eats his frozen dinners frozen, the way they were made to be enjoyed.
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    Wrestles bears to work up a light sweat
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Her name is Neerzus, thought shed confuse everyone by spelling it backwards...caught ya!

    He knew my name is Neerzus because he's a member of my cult. He helps me every weekend as we prepare for the coming doom by stockpiling can's of chili and old tv guides.

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    Eats beach pebbles
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    She likes to lay golden eggs, just to surprise, delight and amaze her friends.
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    He hangs out with just_silk only to collect her golden eggs, which he then takes to his own home and tries to hatch. So far, no luck though.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    Loves to sniff glue
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    She used to have a hard time getting all the tell tale glue chunks off her nostrils, till I showed her how to use sos steel wool pads to take care of it.
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    Is addicted to snorting laundry powder
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    Slimgirljo15 is addicted to injecting bbq sauce directly into her veins. She says the thrill of it is like nothing else, and she just can't stop. Also, she pees in sinks every chance she gets.
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    Does a one person show of the life and times of Henry viii
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    enjoys the feel of polyester on her skin
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    Lives on water and toothpicks
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    edited January 2016
    Licks the fruit and veg in the store then puts it back on the shelf.
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    Literally has 2 left feet
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    does not know the difference between left and right
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    dances with wolves

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