We broke up because...
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Didn't show me her bits0
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His beard tickles.0
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The chicken straddling his head kinda freaked me out0
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She was cheating on me with a rubber chicken0
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Didnt have any idea about modern adult toys
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She scared me with all the men locked in ur basement and wardrobes0
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she wouldn't shave her head so we matched0
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He was annoying haha0
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She wasn't really into girls0
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Didn't like girls0
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She loved her coffee more0
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Drank too much coffee0
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couldn't handle my coffee obsession0
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All her coffee was Irish0
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He always had coffee breath <shudder>0
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She said I run to much.0
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I thought we were still together?!?!0
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Got mad when I kept saying his hat was Stone Temple Pilots0
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Was always repeating herself0
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She was a radish0
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He didn't like vegetables0
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Her garden was obscene0
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He couldn't appreciate a little obscenity now and again.0
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She was so rude ..spoke like a sailor even in church0
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He didn't like that I learned my vocabulary from sailors.0
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She though I was a he...lots of surprises on our first night 0
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She took my sock drawer0
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we didn't break up..he is still tied to the bed...
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Complained about my messiness0
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He was a liar0
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