We broke up because...

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Didn't know how to replace a roll of toilet paper
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    she read more books than me
  • mattfieller
    mattfieller Posts: 22 Member
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    Because she has a bigger dick than me
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Suffered from little man syndrome
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    She stopped wearing those skirts in bed (again)
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He always wanted me to dress up, me alone was never enough
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    I always wanted her to dress down...she took it the wrong way.
  • zakum1
    zakum1 Posts: 402 Member
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    Was full of crap
  • BethanyLeAnn91
    BethanyLeAnn91 Posts: 44 Member
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    I always wanted to go out, but he could never find his clothes.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Always wanted to stay in but she wouldn't lose the clothes
  • BethanyLeAnn91
    BethanyLeAnn91 Posts: 44 Member
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    More or less called me a nun, but knew good and well it wasn't true.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Kept buying me maids outfits, seriously about 10 of them! Then I caught HIM wearing them.... with a featherduster in his hand, singing along to Justin Bieber
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    BethanyLeAnn91 wrote: »
    More or less called me a nun, but knew good and well it wasn't true.

    Prove it
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    Kept buying me maids outfits, seriously about 10 of them! Then I caught HIM wearing them.... with a featherduster in his hand, singing along to Justin Bieber

    Love yourselfffffffff
  • beckyml1980
    beckyml1980 Posts: 126 Member
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    He kept losing his shirts and borrowing mine....
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Her shirts didn't have the built-in bras that I desperately needed
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Too jealous my chest was bigger than his
  • beckyml1980
    beckyml1980 Posts: 126 Member
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    Bonny danced better then Britney Spears... couldn't compete with that.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Kept groping me in church
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    he found out I was straight....

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