We broke up because...
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Didn't know how to replace a roll of toilet paper0
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she read more books than me0
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Because she has a bigger dick than me0
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Suffered from little man syndrome0
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She stopped wearing those skirts in bed (again)0
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He always wanted me to dress up, me alone was never enough0
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I always wanted her to dress down...she took it the wrong way.0
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Was full of crap0
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I always wanted to go out, but he could never find his clothes.0
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Always wanted to stay in but she wouldn't lose the clothes0
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More or less called me a nun, but knew good and well it wasn't true.0
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Kept buying me maids outfits, seriously about 10 of them! Then I caught HIM wearing them.... with a featherduster in his hand, singing along to Justin Bieber0
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BethanyLeAnn91 wrote: »More or less called me a nun, but knew good and well it wasn't true.
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He kept losing his shirts and borrowing mine....0
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Her shirts didn't have the built-in bras that I desperately needed0
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Too jealous my chest was bigger than his0
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Bonny danced better then Britney Spears... couldn't compete with that.0
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Kept groping me in church0
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he found out I was straight....0
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She missplaced her glasses and took my glasses instead0
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his glasses were held together my tape.0
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He hated my glasses0
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She threw my cat across the room0
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brandonersing wrote: »BethanyLeAnn91 wrote: »More or less called me a nun, but knew good and well it wasn't true.
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He kept flexing his muscles in front of my friends, I had to keep fighting them off him.0
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because I kept making her dress as a catholic school girl when we did the dirty.0
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she kept getting lipstick on my white shirt0
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had an embarrassing flatulence problem - all the time - and kept blaming the dog (we did not have a dog)0
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she giggled in bed
(like what's that going to do to my ego)0
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