We broke up because...
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She missplaced her glasses and took my glasses instead0
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his glasses were held together my tape.0
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He hated my glasses0
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She threw my cat across the room0
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brandonersing wrote: »BethanyLeAnn91 wrote: »More or less called me a nun, but knew good and well it wasn't true.
Prove it
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He kept flexing his muscles in front of my friends, I had to keep fighting them off him.0
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because I kept making her dress as a catholic school girl when we did the dirty.0
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she kept getting lipstick on my white shirt0
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had an embarrassing flatulence problem - all the time - and kept blaming the dog (we did not have a dog)0
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she giggled in bed
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Insisted I called him SIR0
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wouldn't relinquish the paddle when it was my turn0
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Because I wouldn't stop licking his body... in public0
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You tried to drink my starbucks0
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So hyper with coffeeeeeeeeeee0
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@starbuckaddict ironic because I work at starbucks and get it for free
broke up because they wouldn't stop taking advantage of my free discount0 -
Did not understand HANDS OFF!!
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_Pseudonymous_ wrote: »@starbuckaddict ironic because I work at starbucks and get it for free
broke up because they wouldn't stop taking advantage of my free discount
Lol damn it, we should get back together0 -
He did not want me, lusted after his ex0
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objected to threesome0
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