Super annoyed - spouse habits

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dewsmom78
dewsmom78 Posts: 498 Member
My husband has some really annoying habits and I just need to vent.

1. Breathing though his mouth, and it's loud. I am listening to him right now from another room. He's not sick, and it is super annoying to listen to. I've tried asking, him, hey, are you having breathing issues, because you are breathing really loudly? Nope he's fine. Seriously I'd like to stuff a rag in his mouth most days.

2. Chewing food. I know I'm not the only one who hates hearing people chew food, but besides the fact that he also chews loud, his jaw clicks when he eats. Yes, I've listened to this for 5 years now.

Vent over, if you can relate feel free to share.

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  • lindaburnett65
    lindaburnett65 Posts: 11 Member
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    lol............
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    JBU
  • johnboy916
    johnboy916 Posts: 52 Member
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    Dang..... :o
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    dewsmom78 wrote: »
    My husband has some really annoying habits and I just need to vent.

    1. Breathing though his mouth, and it's loud. I am listening to him right now from another room. He's not sick, and it is super annoying to listen to. I've tried asking, him, hey, are you having breathing issues, because you are breathing really loudly? Nope he's fine. Seriously I'd like to stuff a rag in his mouth most days.

    2. Chewing food. I know I'm not the only one who hates hearing people chew food, but besides the fact that he also chews loud, his jaw clicks when he eats. Yes, I've listened to this for 5 years now.

    Vent over, if you can relate feel free to share.

    *Writes note to submit for evidence after the crime.*
  • dewsmom78
    dewsmom78 Posts: 498 Member
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    I know I sound bitchy, but come on, hearing someone breathe that's in another room, is not normal! Ok maybe if they are exercising, but he's on the computer. :#
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Why did you even get married!? Sounds like that was a huge mistake!
  • FunFattie
    FunFattie Posts: 66 Member
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    that's all you got?
  • dwulet130
    dwulet130 Posts: 108 Member
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    The chewing thing! My BF is the loudest chewer in the world, and whenever I say something I'm being overly critical. PLUS he insists on coming whereever I am to eat. He can be watching TV but will crawl into bed with me just so I can watch him eat. SO ANNOYING.
  • JudyBosworth
    JudyBosworth Posts: 4 Member
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    Re the clicking jaw, it sounds CRAZY but I asked my doctor about that and was told it's a dental thing - I ended up at a dental specialist who then sent me to a Physio therapist who worked on my uneven body stance and I had exercises to do - such as to never have your mouth closed, but go around with it open. Other things with a ball and a rolled up towel - the list goes on and on. But my jaw hardly ever clicks now.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    You sound like an amazing wife.
  • rhianna818
    rhianna818 Posts: 85 Member
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    I totally feel you on those. I can not stand to hear someone breath or eat, lol. My ex-husband was a loud breather and I would constantly be annoyed, can you just not breath or something. And the lady who sits next to me at work is a loud eater and she eats all. day. long. Besides the fact that I am trying to lose weight listening to the sound of her spooning oatmeal or shoveling hot chips down her throat is frustrating.
  • larali1980
    larali1980 Posts: 162 Member
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    The only thing that annoys me about my husband is when he puts the dirty dishes in the wrong section of the sink. ;) That's about the only thing, though.

    My MOM though.............
  • cross2bear
    cross2bear Posts: 1,106 Member
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    Stand aside, I can fill this whole website! We have been married for 35 years, so things have added up.

    He is forgetful - says he will do things like take out the recycle bins, and then doesnt. To be fair, he is almost 67 years old (omg I am sleeping with a senior!) and it could be the first signs of dementia in which case I better start practicing his signature!)
    He snores - nuff said.
    He isnt handy around the house. I always said I married a trophy husband, and the trophy was the booby prize.
    He is technically challenged - cant program the tv, no cell phone, no computer skills - nada.

    On the other hand, he is honest, generous, caring, kind to animals, very protective of family and friends, and thinks I hung the moon - cant do better than that!
  • AmandaHugginkiss
    AmandaHugginkiss Posts: 486 Member
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    I love all my husband's habits. All of them. Yep. He has no annoying habits. At. All. None.
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
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    i can relate, i have misophonia, and yes, people can make fun of it, or say I'm exaggerating, but it has cost me a lot over the years. i have chosen to isolate myself which is a very sad way to live. movie theaters, concerts, restaurants cause me great anxiety. Noises that are annoying to most, cause me a great deal of distress. pen clicking, nail tapping, swallowing, teeth clicking on utensils, omg, the list is long and maddening. Luckily i have someone who understands that its me and not them and is willing to let me leave the room when i get overwhelmed without getting upset with me. oh, and my noises dont bother me. lol. irony.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    I would love to see a man come in here and start a thread about the habits of his wife that he hates.

    He'd be burned at the stake.
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    Husbands chewing drives me bananas. Loud and clicky too.
    I talk in my sleep and hog the bed real bad.
  • GillianSmith2
    GillianSmith2 Posts: 387 Member
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    besaro wrote: »
    i can relate, i have misophonia, and yes, people can make fun of it, or say I'm exaggerating, but it has cost me a lot over the years. i have chosen to isolate myself which is a very sad way to live. movie theaters, concerts, restaurants cause me great anxiety. Noises that are annoying to most, cause me a great deal of distress. pen clicking, nail tapping, swallowing, teeth clicking on utensils, omg, the list is long and maddening. Luckily i have someone who understands that its me and not them and is willing to let me leave the room when i get overwhelmed without getting upset with me. oh, and my noises dont bother me. lol. irony.

    ^^^ this^^^ I also have misophonia so i can also relate :(
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Healthy relationships always start with venting on the Internet about the others habits.