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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    I've never had a boyfriend.

    This made me laugh
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    srv524 wrote: »
    I actually don't enjoy making out. It grosses me out.

    Good thing I called off the engagement


    Butttttttttttt
    I think I'm good enough at other things that makes up for it. Okayy stopping there! Lol

    Not what I've heard
  • ChampagneLaughter495
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    I don't mind making out, but I *hate* when people grab my head to pull me closer to them while doing so.

    That's the worst!
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
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    I actually don't enjoy making out. It grosses me out.

    I like making out, I do NOT like sloppy kisses :(
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Jetamu96 wrote: »
    srv524 wrote: »
    I'm going to raid kat's house for money and cookies while she's away. And maybe try on her bras...

    I'm going to spy on you while you do this and take pictures :P

    Come over to my house later and we'll preview ;)
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
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    projectsix wrote: »
    On occasion while at home and most of the time when I'm very drunk, I'll piss sitting down. It's not my fault, I was raised by a single mom my whole life and an only child. :D

    I don't see an issue with this personally, since some guys spray it *everywhere* when they piss standing up (for whatever reason)
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    I have a stuffed yellow duck that lives on my bed.
  • ChampagneLaughter495
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    projectsix wrote: »
    On occasion while at home and most of the time when I'm very drunk, I'll piss sitting down. It's not my fault, I was raised by a single mom my whole life and an only child. :D

    Yessss!!
    Will u marry me?! Lol
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
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    Rules of the bathroom:
    Men: Stand closer, it's shorter than you think.
    Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
  • southerman46
    southerman46 Posts: 828 Member
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    I should be working instead of on MFP.
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
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    I've got a secret weakness for the southern accent from both genders.
  • PLTNM_INC
    PLTNM_INC Posts: 199 Member
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    I actually don't enjoy making out. It grosses me out.

    I would volunteer to be a stunt double for whoever makes out with Champagne, I'm sure they are smokin' hawt...
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,055 Member
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    projectsix wrote: »
    On occasion while at home and most of the time when I'm very drunk, I'll piss sitting down. It's not my fault, I was raised by a single mom my whole life and an only child. :D

    I was married to a pee sitter. My boys stand up to pee.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,055 Member
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    Jetamu96 wrote: »
    Rules of the bathroom:
    Men: Stand closer, it's shorter than you think.
    Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

    Haha, will you be my bff?
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
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    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    Jetamu96 wrote: »
    Rules of the bathroom:
    Men: Stand closer, it's shorter than you think.
    Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

    Haha, will you be my bff?

    Sure thing :smiley:
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
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    I like picadillo....
  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
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    This sounds bad but I go out of my way so I don't have to interact with my mother. I love her dearly but from a far. She brings me down everytime I talk to her so I prefer just to have limited contact with her and keep myself happy. I'm a mother now and I would hate it if my kids did that to me but I'm also not my mother lol
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
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    I hate tomatoes... there... I said it
  • Panda_brat
    Panda_brat Posts: 291 Member
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    Jetamu96 wrote: »
    I hate tomatoes... there... I said it

    I thought that was normal!!!!
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
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    Panda_brat wrote: »
    Jetamu96 wrote: »
    I hate tomatoes... there... I said it

    I thought that was normal!!!!

    Oh my gosh you too?!