We broke up because...
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she kept calling me by the wrong name0
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He didn't know what he wanted oh & I kept calling him the wrong name haha!0
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I read before bedtime instead of snuggling up0
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He would only snuggle with the dog
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She only wanted to snuggle when she wanted too 0
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she threw things when she got mad. I had a close call with a carving knife0
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He was no match for my blade skills0
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she was an assassin0
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She was far to nifty with a blade!!0
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she was sneaking around with her boss0
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She said I was used up. Because I was not a virgin.0
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He had a second wife0
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she had a second husband0
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He had a second identity.0
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She had a stolen identity0
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idk why i did im just stupid as *kitten* perhaps0
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She busted me to the cops0
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She got annoyed that i complimented her every hour0
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he was always talked about his ex0
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So jealous all the time0
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Didnt like to spice things up0
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I checked his internet search history0
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The smell of his gym bag0
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she said I was stinky!
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Wouldn't play with my third nipple.0
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He didn't have any nipples. Must have been a work-related accident.0
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She was judgemental0
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she thought a fist bump was the appropriate way to say good night0
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I broke up with him because he has multiple girl friends. A play boy or u can say casanova0
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There was no spark0
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