We broke up because...
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Ribbited in bed. Awkward!0
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She didn't like my dirty talk0
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His dirty talk was in frog. Awkward!
(I don't know why I said that)0 -
He liked to lick toads for the high. It offended my Puritanical sensibilities.0
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she ate the rest of my chocolate bar
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I found out he was actually a dude0
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I was too much woman..I secretly think he lusted after his ex0
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Preferred to eat peanut butter over me.
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didnt kiss on the first date ..lol0
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He was a Maple Leafs fan, while I preferred the Canucks0
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All he did was watch sports on tv0
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All she did was watch the view0
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He realized that I was a guy0
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He did not floss0
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She didn't shave... Anywhere0
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He never flushed the toilet!!0
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Wouldn't move to australia0
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Lived down under, but never went down under.0
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Lived down under, but never went down under.
...I did so...liar.....my face now looks like this 0 -
Turned yellow because of the scurvy.0
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Branded batman on buttocks0
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Kept slipping me spiked drinks0
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If he stopped saying No ..I wouldn't have had to spike his drinks0
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She couldn't hear me say no through the mouth gag she put on me0
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There was no room for 30
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Kept asking her to join in0
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Not open to experimenting0
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Wanted to test the effects of acid on my teeth.0
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He wouldn't come down under ..
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Crabs0
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