We broke up because...

Bonny132

Kept leaving with my glasses, leaving me blind as a bat. I think she secretly wanted me to be far too dependent on her.

jimmckenna68

Kept using my razor to shave her legs

Bonny132

jimmckenna68 wrote: »

Kept using my razor to shave her legs

It wasn't my legs....

Would never bring me coffee in bed.

jimmckenna68

Refused to get out of my bed

Kvm11628

Never changed his sheets.

Bonny132

Expected me to wait on him, like a slave. Then got upset I tried to have a lie in once..... Once!

Forestgirly

We are just different

jimmckenna68

Slaves don't lie in. Very naughty!!

Kvm11628

He didn't appreciate naughty.

jimmckenna68

kimvmajor wrote: »

Never changed his sheets.

Kept trying to change me!

jimmckenna68

Didn't appreciate you were naughty enough!

Kvm11628

He just couldn't take a hint.

jimmckenna68

Wasn't subtle enough for her

Kvm11628

Couldn't see there was a lag in communication.

jimmckenna68

She kept biting my tongue

Kvm11628

Couldn't handle a good nip.

slimgirljo15

She wanted to breast feed me

billtango1

Slimgirljo15 we have so many things in common love

slimgirljo15

Lol....we didn't break up..he is definitely tied to my bed..I will be there in a moment ..

Bonny132

I kept coming home to find strange men tied to our bed.

47Jacqueline

It was too crowded for me

hazman81

Bed was to small for me!

slimgirljo15

His wife made him..

gsf19

He prefered his mum

nukephysicist

We both found an mfp girlfriend.

Kvm11628

He didn't like the girlfriend I chose.

slimgirljo15

She really wasn't a major..she lied.was a minor

5stringjeff

Because she messes around with minors.

Nograce80

He forgot that I didn't like ice cream or chocolate and it was his lovah that did that!

MissT895

She was team biggie and not tupac