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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    We were drunk, it happens. We woke up the next day and regretted it.
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    I couldn't figure out how to keep her drunk. She sobered up and ditched me... :'(
  • ACyclingAdmin
    ACyclingAdmin Posts: 444 Member
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    I regretted nothing, and apparently she didn't care for that thought process.
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    He was into everything that i wasnt
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She liked to cook bacon naked..it was dangerous!
  • NofatdaddyMike
    NofatdaddyMike Posts: 574 Member
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    She didn't like the fact that I cooked bacon while naked.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    He had an underground hamster fighting club
  • ACyclingAdmin
    ACyclingAdmin Posts: 444 Member
    edited June 2015
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    She drove into the garage, the door had not opened all the way yet... and my bike was still on the roof of the car :(

    Now I have to replace 2 things.

    edit: 3 if you include her :P
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was a whiner! Blah blah blah my poor bike!
  • NofatdaddyMike
    NofatdaddyMike Posts: 574 Member
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    She didn't understand how much I love my bike!
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    She was not sensitive to my feelings
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She had feelings for someone else!!!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    She wore pinup better than I did, and I couldn't get over my own jealousy :(
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 896 Member
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    She constantly carpe'd my nutz in public!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    How am I not supposed to do something that I dont know the definition of???
  • ACyclingAdmin
    ACyclingAdmin Posts: 444 Member
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    Her pinup stuff started including actual pins... then things got weird...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He thought I was in to voodoo because I had one little wax doll of my ex wife!
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    He was not into everything as he claimed
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She flat out called me a Liar!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Lied to me all the time

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