We broke up because...

wolfehound33

Too much yelling

srv524

Those screams were night cries of my people!

HostageCat

I kidnapped his people and held them hostage

srv524

She dressed up my people in outfits and tried having tea parties with them. They cried to me for days afterwards.

Darklords

she was kidnapping everyone she liked and locking them in a closet

Nograce80

His people were his cats. He had no friends.

srv524

Kept saying "pussycat" but didn't mean an actual cat

Kvm11628

Thought Pussycat Dolls was good music.

g44219

She wouldn't let me watch the pussycat dolls even with the volume muted

srv524

He kept getting in between kimv and I

Kvm11628

He lied when he said he subscribed to the magazine for the articles.

billtango1

We broke up because of GTA V

Kvm11628

Frigging lag.

srv524

Those glasses made me hard. every. time.

billtango1

Me too. I'm sure women buy them to subconsc remind us of office porn

srv524

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, we'll have to reschedule your appointment. My mailbox needs de-cluttering" *cue porno music*

wolfehound33

Way to into porn

jimmckenna68

kimvmajor wrote: »

Frigging lag.

Frigging lag? Lucky lag

Kvm11628

Couldn't understand there's very little reality in porn.

srv524

Wouldn't role play with me

wolfehound33

Didn't understand how real porn is, right?

jimmckenna68

It's not reality. It's endorphins.
Could only excite their own endorphins

Nograce80

Was too technical in the bedroom

jimmckenna68

Thought belts and buckles were technical

Forestgirly

I can't judge

jimmckenna68

Too judgemental, didn't take part!

srv524

She judged me

g44219

she was an I can't person

Forestgirly

He liked himself too much couldn't handle it

srv524

She couldn't handle it/me