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Aww sweetie...come closer..thats it ..closer ..don't be scared.....look in my closet..theres some haggis for you...
She wasnt a rug muncher ..
..you are a she right ? 0 -
Nope. Just cos I wear a "skirt" doesn't mean I am a female. But I have been known to munch the odd rug0
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Well I have a little scots in me...
Wouldn't show me up his skirt0 -
How can you walk if you have a little Scot in you???
Oh, heritage! Phew, I had all sorts of images in my head!0 -
Who said I was walking...
Because he was only a *little* scot 0 -
That's terribly rude. You are so naughty you should be spanked.
Didn't like spanking me back!!0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Aww sweetie...come closer..thats it ..closer ..don't be scared.....look in my closet..theres some haggis for you...
She wasnt a rug muncher .. ..you are a she right ?
And she didn't like me calling it "an odd rug"!0 -
Didn't spank me hard enough ..
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Had an aversion to baby oil!0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Didn't spank me hard enough ..
And her delightful eyes belied her frightening personality.0 -
^^..lol...Im a sweetheart..just ask me
Was frightened ...probably with good reason 0 -
Didn't understand how fragile I am0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »^^..lol...Im a sweetheart..just ask me
Was frightened ...probably with good reason
Anyway, get to bed! You've been on here ages! And I have to leave you.
NOOOOOO!0 -
Its only 8pm.. ....he went to bed far too early and left me alone
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Its only 8pm.. ....he went to bed far too early and left me alone
Didn't understand why I kept my feather dusters in the bedroom!0 -
keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »Was too fragile
She kept breaking me0 -
He forgot the safe word..oops ..broke him0
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Didn't believe in safe words. Didn't break me enough!0
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We didn't break up..I haven't broken him yet 0
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Hated she couldn't break me0
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Give me time...I already have your glass eye..what shall I take next ..
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At least leave me with my dignity!?0
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Pretty sure you lost that when I walked you to the door with your new leash on to answer the door to the parcel guy 0
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That was a dare. I don't scare easily0
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Besides - you'll be in a gimp suit when the meter reader girl comes.... So to speak0
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jimmckenna68 wrote: »Didn't understand how fragile I amjimmckenna68 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Didn't spank me hard enough ..
And her delightful eyes belied her frightening personality.
In his own words ...too fragile and frightened of me ..now go to my room 0 -
Promises. It's only ever promises.0
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Got lippy..had to spank him0
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Didn't spank me hard enough - got scared0
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He called me scaredy cat..I had to show him I wasn't.....he didn't like the bites and scratches0
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