We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He asked me to call him master0
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She called me bae.0
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Called me B0
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Didn't like my nickname for her.0
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She would never let me see her face!!0
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Always looked past me, didn't even see me.0
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Didnt hold my hand enough0
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Was too clingy0
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Never brushed his tongue.0
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Her feet smelled. Like, bad. Like, so bad that you could actually see the stink lines0
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Always had food sticking to his beard0
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Always mad that I had an automated snacking system on my face. She's ugly when she gets jealous.0
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He would howl at the moon. I could never sleep0
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He had no sense of humour0
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She never laughed at my jokes0
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His corny jokes
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Made fun of my vocabulary0
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She couldn't say her r's pronounced run like wun0
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Bought me a weighing scales as a 'present'0
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So unappreciative0
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Kept stealing my batman jersey0
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Wouldn't let me drive her bat mobile0
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He attracted nutters to our house ..
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When she said nutters I got the wrong idea!0
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Chased all the guys in our neighbourhood..screaming nuts!! nuts!!
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I was chasing squirrels!!0
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^^^..haha...wasn't squirrel he wanted ..but nuts
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Wanted peanut m&ms instead of chocolate covered almonds0
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Chocolate for dinner every single night got sickening....literally.0
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Liked the sauce ..too much0
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